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We Are Not Lazy, We Are Privacy Focused
Security Programming Frontend Backend
27 days ago 105.5K views 0 shares
We Are Not Lazy, We Are Privacy Focused
Marketing team: "Our app is privacy-focused!" Developer who actually looked at the code: *shocked cat face* Turns out their "privacy-focused" approach is just storing everything locally with zero encryption—basically the digital equivalent of writing your passwords on a Post-it and calling it "secure" because you didn't post it on Twitter. It's not a feature, it's a shortcut that accidentally became their entire security model!

Cookies Be Like
Webdev Security Javascript Programming Frontend
1 month ago 79.2K views 0 shares
Cookies Be Like
The eternal lie of the web. You click "don't show again" on a cookie notice, refresh the page, and boom—there it is again. It's like websites have the memory of a goldfish but only for user preferences. Meanwhile, they somehow remember that one embarrassing product you looked at 7 years ago to show in targeted ads. The irony of a site claiming it "doesn't use cookies" while clearly not remembering your preference is just *chef's kiss*. The digital equivalent of telling someone your name and them asking what your name is 30 seconds later.

One Drive To Rule Them All
Microsoft Security Windows Cloud
1 month ago 81.8K views 1 shares
One Drive To Rule Them All
The eternal battle between local storage purists and cloud services! The meme shows a person desperately trying to keep their files offline while OneDrive lurks menacingly with a knife, ready to sync everything to the cloud with that innocent "Let's finish setting up" prompt. Microsoft's OneDrive is notorious for its persistence—popping up during Windows setup, after updates, and randomly throughout your computing life. It's like that clingy friend who won't take "no" for an answer when they suggest backing up your entire Documents folder to their server farm. Meanwhile, you're just trying to maintain control over your digital life without surrendering to the cloud overlords. The knife is a nice touch—representing how OneDrive will absolutely murder your bandwidth when it decides to sync 50GB of files you never wanted online in the first place.