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You'll Float Too: IT Department Edition

3 days ago 124.0K views 0 shares

OMG, the IT department just went FULL HORROR MOVIE on us! 😱 They've transformed their door into Pennywise's lair, threatening eternal damnation if you don't submit a ticket! The audacity! As if the red balloon wasn't terrifying enough, they're basically saying "bypass our sacred ticketing system and you'll join the other bodies floating in the server room." Honestly, this is the most passive-aggressive tech support threat I've ever seen. Next time your computer crashes, remember - no ticket, no mercy, just eternal floating with the other rule-breakers who dared to ask for help in person!

That's Some Good Cable Management

Networking Devops Hardware Programming

4 days ago 229.8K views 1 shares

Rejecting the chaotic spaghetti wiring that looks like your legacy codebase after 5 developers quit? Yes please . Embracing those clean, organized, zip-tied cables that make your network rack look like it belongs in a museum? Absolutely . The skeleton represents your infrastructure - it's either going to be held together by prayers and StackOverflow answers, or it's going to be a thing of beauty that you can actually troubleshoot without wanting to end your career. Remember kids: cable management is just version control for the physical world.

The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

Programming Webdev StackOverflow Debugging

5 days ago 99.9K views 0 shares

The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

Look at this GLORIOUS lineup of a programmer's lifeline! It's the holy trinity of survival tools: Stack Overflow (where we shamelessly copy-paste solutions), W3Schools (for when we pretend to actually learn something), Indian YouTubers (the REAL heroes explaining complex algorithms at 3 AM), and Coffee (the liquid keeping our souls tethered to our mortal bodies). Meanwhile, the lone programmer stands there like "yes, I am self-sufficient" while secretly having ALL FOUR open in different browser tabs. The AUDACITY of this lie! Without these four horsemen of code salvation, we'd all just be staring at blinking cursors and contemplating career changes!

Windows Knows Best: The Driver Downgrade Experience

Windows Hardware Microsoft

6 days ago 117.0K views 0 shares

Windows Knows Best: The Driver Downgrade Experience

Ah, Windows Device Manager - where drivers go to die. You show up with your shiny 2025 GPU drivers, and Windows smiles that Hulk-like grin before "helpfully" downgrading you to something from the Bush administration. Nothing says "I know better than you" like an operating system that thinks four-year-old drivers are an upgrade. Just another day where your PC becomes less capable after a "helpful update." The circle of Windows life.

Reverse Psychology Debugging

StackOverflow Webdev Programming Debugging

7 days ago 137.8K views 0 shares

The dark art of debugging has evolved. Instead of waiting for help that never comes, just bait the internet with wrong answers. Post your question, switch accounts, reply with something horrifically incorrect, and watch as coding experts materialize from thin air to correct you with detailed explanations and working solutions. It's Cunningham's Law in its purest form - the fastest way to get the right answer isn't to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer. The rage-fueled correctness of strangers is more reliable than any documentation.

There Was A Code Leak

Python Networking Programming Debugging

7 days ago 176.2K views 0 shares

When your server room has an actual Python exception... The kind that doesn't get fixed with a try-except block. That moment when you realize the network cables aren't the only thing slithering through your infrastructure. Suddenly "handling snakes in production" takes on a whole new meaning. Job requirements: 5 years of Python experience, 3 years of networking, and 1 herpetology certification.

At Least ChatGPT Is Nice To Us

StackOverflow AI Programming Debugging

11 days ago 123.0K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle of our profession: Stack Overflow tells you you're an idiot for asking basic questions, while ChatGPT cheerfully validates your most questionable code decisions. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that validation feels better than correctness. Who needs code review when you can have an AI tell you your spaghetti code is "absolutely right"? The best part is ChatGPT won't even remind you that this question was asked 7 years ago and marked as duplicate.

Bulletproof Malicious Email Test

Security Networking Testing

11 days ago 142.4K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of IT departments thinking I'm going to waste precious seconds of my life clicking on their little "test" phishing emails! 💅 Honey, I've evolved beyond your security theater—I'm not clicking suspicious links because I'm not clicking ANY links! My inbox is basically a digital cemetery where emails go to DIE. Can't fail the security test if you never open your mail in the first place! *hair flip* It's called EFFICIENCY, sweetheart!

Tech Support's Final Diagnosis

Testing Security Hardware Windows Debugging

16 days ago 136.8K views 1 shares

When tech support connects to your machine and immediately tells you to "kindly get a different computer," you know you've achieved peak digital dumpster fire status. Poor Jennifer K just wanted to help with an exam setup but apparently stumbled into the digital equivalent of opening a haunted storage unit. Two minutes of remote access was all it took for her to realize this laptop belongs in a museum... of technological horrors. That's the tech support equivalent of a doctor walking into the exam room, taking one look at you, and immediately recommending a priest instead.

The Google Security Paradox

Security Android

16 days ago 118.2K views 1 shares

The duality of Google security: completely useless fence when someone hacks your account vs. Fort Knox when you're just trying to check your email on a new phone. Nothing says "we care about your security" like interrogating legitimate users while letting hackers stroll through the side entrance. The digital equivalent of TSA confiscating your water bottle while missing the actual threat.

The Ultimate Tech Support Escape Plan

Programming Debugging

17 days ago 141.7K views 0 shares

The ultimate family tech support escape plan. CS degree holder discovers that coming out as "lightbulb.jpg" is far more effective than explaining for the 500th time that "turning it off and on again" actually works. The sheer genius of trading occasional holiday dinners for never having to fix Aunt Karen's printer that "worked fine yesterday." Modern problems require modern solutions - and sometimes those solutions involve getting disowned. Worth it.

The Lifetime Tech Support Contract

Hardware Windows Programming Debugging

17 days ago 94.9K views 0 shares

The first rule of tech support: never fix a family member's computer. Once you touch it, you've signed an invisible lifetime warranty contract. Six months later, they'll call you at midnight because their printer isn't working, and somehow it's your fault because "you were the last one who touched it." That poor soul's face says it all—the exact moment he realized he's now the designated IT department for every future Christmas, birthday, and random Tuesday until the end of time.

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