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Messing About In BIOS

Messing About In BIOS
You know that feeling when you're confidently tweaking BIOS settings like a tech wizard, then suddenly realize you've locked yourself out of your own computer? Yeah, that's the face of instant regret right there. Turns out disabling legacy USB support means your keyboard becomes a fancy paperweight during boot. No keyboard input = no BIOS access = welcome to panic town, population: you. Now you're frantically googling "how to reset BIOS" on your phone while contemplating your life choices. Pro tip: maybe don't disable the thing that lets you control your computer before the OS loads. Just a thought.

Average PC From A Local Store

Average PC From A Local Store
Local computer shops really out here selling "gaming PCs" with an i7 sticker slapped on the case like it's some kind of flex. Yeah sure, it's an i7... from 2011. Fourth gen Intel processors hitting that sweet spot where they're technically still functional but also old enough to have witnessed the rise and fall of multiple JavaScript frameworks. The salesperson will swear it's perfect for gaming while conveniently forgetting to mention which generation that i7 is from. It's like bragging about driving a Ferrari but leaving out the part where it's a 1987 model with no engine.

When Non-IT People Start "Explaining" Computers

When Non-IT People Start "Explaining" Computers
You know that special kind of pain when your uncle starts explaining how "the WiFi is slow because too many megabytes are clogged in the router" or your manager confidently declares that "we just need to download more RAM"? That's the face right there. It's the internal screaming of every developer who has to sit through explanations about how "the cloud is just a big computer in the sky" or "HTML is a programming language, right?" The best part is you can't even correct them without sounding condescending, so you just sit there, nodding politely while your soul slowly exits your body. Every fiber of your being wants to interrupt with "Actually, that's not how TCP/IP works," but you know it'll lead to a 45-minute conversation where you'll somehow end up fixing their printer. Bonus points if they follow up with "You work with computers, right? Can you fix my iPhone?"

When A Software Engineer Goes To A Family Function

When A Software Engineer Goes To A Family Function
You know you've made it as a software engineer when your entire extended family suddenly becomes your tech support department. Congratulations, you're now the designated "laptop repairman" for every aunt, uncle, and second cousin who still uses Internet Explorer. The Among Us format perfectly captures that moment when you walk into a family gathering and everyone's eyes lock onto you like you're the impostor—except instead of voting you out, they're voting you into fixing their decade-old laptops that "just started running slow" (translation: they have 47 toolbars and a cryptocurrency miner installed). Pro tip: Next time, tell them you're a "backend developer" and watch their eyes glaze over. They'll leave you alone faster than you can say "I don't do hardware."

Why Computer Engineers Should Not Be Surgeons

Why Computer Engineers Should Not Be Surgeons
So apparently the medical equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" is just straight-up murder and resurrection. The surgeon here is treating a human body like it's a crashed production server at 2 PM on a Friday. Just kill all processes, reboot, and hope nothing's corrupted. No logs, no diagnostics, just the nuclear option. To be fair, this troubleshooting methodology has a 100% success rate in IT. The patient might not remember their passwords afterward, but that's a separate ticket.

It's So Over...

It's So Over...
That moment when you're upgrading your RAM and spot that little blue sticker on your Crucial memory stick that says "Removal will void warranty" already attached to your motherboard. You stand there contemplating your life choices like you're witnessing the end of the world. Do you proceed with the removal and lose the warranty forever? Do you just... leave it there and buy another stick? The existential dread is real. It's like the hardware gods are testing your commitment to that extra 16GB. The apocalyptic vibes are spot-on because once you peel that sticker, there's no going back. Your warranty is now as dead as that kernel you accidentally nuked last week.

As Long As It Works

As Long As It Works
Behold, the sacred trinity of IT troubleshooting! That massive blue slice? That's the "turn it off and turn it back on again" method—the nuclear option that somehow fixes 60% of all problems known to humanity. The red chunk represents frantically Googling error messages while pretending you totally knew what was wrong all along. And that adorable little green sliver? That's the phenomenon where bugs mysteriously vanish the SECOND a senior dev walks over to your desk. Suddenly your code works perfectly and you're left looking like you summoned them for absolutely nothing. The best part? This pie chart is disturbingly accurate and we're all just out here winging it with the confidence of someone who definitely knows what they're doing (narrator: they don't).

They Don't Get It

They Don't Get It
When you're trying to explain why the production server is on fire because someone pushed directly to main at 4:47 PM on a Friday, and your non-technical friend is like "just turn it off and on again?" The sheer existential dread of being comforted by someone who thinks CSS is a government agency. These adorable kittens hugging it out represent the well-meaning but utterly clueless consolation you get when you're spiraling about merge conflicts, race conditions, or why the code works on your machine but nowhere else in the known universe. They mean well, bless their hearts, but they'll never understand the soul-crushing weight of a "works on my machine" situation or the horror of discovering your entire database backup script has been failing silently for six months.

Good Old CEO

Good Old CEO
Nothing screams "efficient business strategy" quite like refusing to invest in proper infrastructure and then hiring ONE person to hold together your entire digital empire with duct tape and prayers. Why build a solid IT department with redundancy and proper resources when you can just dump everything on Jerry from accounting who once fixed a printer? Genius move, really. The CEO spares every expense humanly possible, then acts shocked when their single IT person is simultaneously managing servers, fixing Karen's email, debugging production, AND somehow expected to be available 24/7. It's like building a skyscraper on a single toothpick and wondering why things feel a bit wobbly. But hey, shareholders are happy, so who cares if your entire business continuity plan is literally one person who hasn't slept in three days?

Read The Forking Manual

Read The Forking Manual
You spend weeks writing documentation. Beautiful, comprehensive docs with examples, edge cases, troubleshooting sections—the whole nine yards. You even add diagrams because you're fancy like that. Then someone opens a ticket asking the exact question answered in the first paragraph of the README. The sad truth? Documentation is like that gym membership everyone has but nobody uses. Developers would rather spend 3 hours debugging, ask on Slack 47 times, and sacrifice a rubber duck to the coding gods than spend 5 minutes reading the docs. It's not that the bridge isn't there—it's that everyone's too busy trying to swim across the river. Pro tip: If you want people to read your docs, hide the solution in a Stack Overflow answer. That they'll find in 0.3 seconds.

Getting Help With A Software Project

Getting Help With A Software Project
Oh honey, you thought StackOverflow was gonna be your knight in shining armor? THINK AGAIN. Someone asks for help catching mice and the "lovely people" at SO are out here telling them catching mice is deprecated, suggesting they pivot to hunting humans instead, and marking their question as a duplicate of "How to stalk birds." The absolute CHAOS of trying to get actual help on StackOverflow when all you wanted was a simple answer but instead you get roasted, redirected, and rejected faster than a failed CI/CD pipeline. The brutal reality? You're better off debugging alone in the dark at 3 AM with nothing but your rubber duck and existential dread.

When AI Learns From The Dark Side Of Reddit

When AI Learns From The Dark Side Of Reddit
Google's AI desperately trying to be helpful while some random Reddit user decided to inject pure toxicity into the knowledge base. The contrast between the detailed technical explanation about USB headers and the sudden "Kill yourself" comment is peak internet whiplash. It's like when you're peacefully debugging code and suddenly hit that one cryptic StackOverflow answer from a user with -47 karma. Modern AI systems scraping the web for knowledge are basically digital toddlers learning vocabulary at a biker bar.