Mental Hospital Would Like To Know Your Location

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Mental Hospital Would Like To Know Your Location

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Searching "How to learn Java in one day" and immediately getting a mental hospital location request is peak developer reality. The audacity of thinking you can master Java that quickly triggers automated psychiatric intervention. Next search suggestion: "How to explain to my boss why that 'quick Java feature' is taking three weeks."

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