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When the universe conspires to improve your security posture with a license plate that reads "USE MFA"! This is what happens when your IT security admin gets a new car. Somewhere, a hacker just shed a single tear seeing this rolling PSA about Multi-Factor Authentication. The only thing that would make this better is if the car alarm requires two separate keys and a fingerprint scan. I bet this person's home WiFi password is 64 random characters, and they judge you silently for using your pet's name followed by '123'.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute trauma of trying to understand monads! Even a horror clown is having an existential crisis reading about them! 💀 Monads are basically functional programming's way of saying "Let's take something simple and wrap it in so many layers of abstraction that your brain will literally melt." They're like those Russian nesting dolls except EACH DOLL IS WRITTEN IN HASKELL AND WANTS TO HURT YOU. The face says it all - that moment when you're 47 pages into a monad tutorial and suddenly question all your life choices that led you to this moment of pure intellectual suffering.

Ah, the classic "designer-to-developer handoff" nightmare. Designer smugly passes over an SVG file thinking they've done their part, while the developer opens it to find... base64 encoded gibberish from the ninth circle of hell . That moment when you realize the "vector graphic" is actually a PNG wrapped in SVG tags with enough encoded garbage to make cryptographers weep. The developer's death stare says it all - "I asked for clean code, not digital vomit that would take three quantum computers to decode." And tomorrow the designer will ask, "So how's the implementation coming along? Should be quick, right? It's just an SVG!"

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Revenge is a dish best served with a fake mustache. This programmer got fired, then immediately got recruited by the same company that axed him. Instead of declining, he chose chaos – showing up disguised with an assortment of fake mustaches. The absolute madlad even had the interview manager compliment his "glorious facial accoutrement" without realizing they were interviewing the same guy they just fired. Corporate amnesia at its finest. Ten years in the industry and I've seen layoffs followed by panic hiring, but this takes it to an art form. The real punchline? HR departments are so disconnected they can't even recognize their own recently terminated employees. Classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand just fired.

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