Start Your Career Before You Start Walking

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Programming Javascript Frontend Webdev

1 month ago 120,275 views 0 shares

Start Your Career Before You Start Walking

job-requirements-memes, unrealistic-expectations-memes, tech-hiring-memes, entry-level-memes, html-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Start 'em young, they said. Gotta love those job listings demanding a decade of experience with technologies that have only existed for five years. This baby's already behind schedule! Should've mastered React in the womb and deployed a blockchain solution during naptime. At this rate, the poor kid will only have 18 years of experience by 20 - clearly unemployable by industry standards. Next week: "Python for Fetuses" and "Docker Containerization Before You Can Walk."

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