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Content When you open a .txt file and Xcode starts to open This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

Content Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays (a raise)

Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Ser tres Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Davs"

Content Bard (Experiment The first two months of the year are January and Febuary. What are the other months of the year? January, Febuary, Maruary, Apruary, Mayuary, Junuary, Juluary, Auguary, Septembuary, Octobuary, Novembuary, Decembuary C print(val.str() "uary")

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