The Fullstack Inferno: One Developer To Rule Them All

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The classic developer escape plan. You build half a monstrosity, realize it's become a Lovecraftian nightmare of technical debt, then suddenly remember your cousin's startup needs a senior developer. Meanwhile, the grim reaper (aka those impossible projects) patiently waits at the company door for the next unsuspecting junior who'll inherit your undocumented spaghetti code. It's not abandonment—it's a strategic career advancement opportunity.

OH. MY. GOD. This is the most SPECTACULAR self-own in tech history! 💀 Someone brags they "made an entire website with ChatGPT" (revolutionary, groundbreaking, Nobel Prize material 🙄) only to share their masterpiece via a LOCAL FILE PATH that only exists on THEIR computer! That's like saying "I baked you a cake" and then sending a picture of your refrigerator! The absolute DRAMA of thinking AI stole our jobs while not understanding how the internet works is just *chef's kiss* magnificent. Honey, if you can't tell the difference between a URL and a file path, programmers' jobs are safer than diamonds in a volcano!

This is basically how a do-while loop works in real life. First message: "I will be there in 5 minutes" (the initial statement that runs once). Second message: "If you don't?" (the condition check). Third message: "Re-read the message" (repeat the loop body). The beauty here is that unlike a while loop that checks conditions first, a do-while executes at least once before checking if it should continue—just like that promise to arrive in 5 minutes that inevitably turns into an infinite loop of excuses. The eternal programmer's time estimation paradox, but in relationship form!

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