The Fullstack Inferno: One Developer To Rule Them All

The fullstack developer myth has reached biblical proportions! Some sadistic job poster decided one developer should handle everything from designing pretty buttons to managing database clusters while fighting off demons from the infrastructure hell. Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are still trying to center a div without breaking something else. Whoever invented this "do-everything" role deserves a special place in that fiery pit – probably debugging legacy PHP while simultaneously optimizing Kubernetes configs.