Who Would Have Thought Vibe Coding Sucks

Technical debt Refactoring Project management Legacy code Developer nightmares Unrealistic expectations Ai generated code Budget constraints Impossible deadlines Software rescue

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Who Would Have Thought Vibe Coding Sucks

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Imagine inheriting a dumpster fire of AI-generated spaghetti code, and someone thinks you can fix everything from authentication to CI/CD with the budget that wouldn't even cover your therapy sessions after seeing the codebase.

That $2,500 budget is the real joke here. That's not even enough for the coffee you'll need to stay awake while deciphering what the hell the AI was thinking when it generated this monstrosity.

This is the modern tech equivalent of "I need you to rebuild the Titanic using only duct tape and a tight deadline. Oh, and can you make it unsinkable this time?"

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