The Six-Month Death March Promise

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Content Mom: Don't touch your computer and mobile until your exams are over. Me studying software engineering: -sal.

Behold the TRAUMA of React development! At the top, we have the blessed, sanctified .jsx file with its holy atom icon, living its best life. Meanwhile below, we're witnessing an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of naming conventions that would make any developer collapse into the fetal position! Four different ways to name the SAME COMPONENT?! Are we TRYING to summon demons into our codebase?! This is the kind of chaos that makes senior developers wake up screaming at night and project managers develop spontaneous eye twitches. The inconsistency is literally CRIMINAL and should be punishable by being forced to use Internet Explorer for all eternity!

Started out thinking I'd build the next Facebook. Ended up debugging CSS margins at 3 AM while questioning my life choices. The "vibe coder" phase is that brief window where you still think programming is all holographic interfaces and revolutionary algorithms—before reality hits and you're fighting with dependency hell in a dimly lit room, sustained only by caffeine and Stack Overflow.

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