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Designers Vs Engineers: Tribal Responses To New Hires
Frontend Webdev Agile Programming Debugging
6 days ago 78.6K views 0 shares
Designers Vs Engineers: Tribal Responses To New Hires
The eternal workplace dynamic perfectly captured! Designers view new hires as existential threats to their creative territory—"Am I not enough?" they sob dramatically while questioning their worth. Meanwhile, engineers embrace the reinforcements with primal solidarity—"Apes together strong." Because let's face it, no engineer has ever complained about having another code monkey to help debug that nightmare legacy system at 2AM. The more hands to sacrifice to the debugging gods, the merrier! Engineers know that software development is basically just sophisticated group suffering.

No, I Can't Fix Your Fridge And Printer
Programming Hardware Debugging
7 days ago 115.4K views 0 shares
No, I Can't Fix Your Fridge And Printer
The instant someone discovers you work with computers, their brain immediately jumps to "tech support wizard who can fix anything with a power button." The selective hearing kicks in - they start the question, you're already mentally disconnecting. Ten years of building complex systems and mastering three programming languages, but Aunt Karen still thinks your primary skill is resurrecting her 2007 inkjet printer that's been possessed by demons since Windows Vista. The modern programmer's defense mechanism: develop the ability to tune out any sentence that begins with "Hey, so you study computers right? Can you fix my-"

Vibe Coding: Instant Developer Transformation
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
9 days ago 135.3K views 0 shares
Vibe Coding: Instant Developer Transformation
Ah yes, the sacred transformation ritual. Buy a MacBook, read half of an O'Reilly book, and suddenly you're qualified to rewrite Google's codebase from scratch. The cartoon character's smug little face says it all – that special moment when you've learned just enough HTML to update your LinkedIn title to "Full Stack Engineer." Meanwhile, actual developers are crying in the corner with their decade of experience and impostor syndrome.

Hollywood Hackers vs Reality
Security Networking Hardware Programming Linux
11 days ago 120.9K views 0 shares
Hollywood Hackers vs Reality
Hollywood would have you believe hackers are all chiseled jawlines in sleek environments, dramatically typing "ACCESS GRANTED" while staring intensely at someone. Meanwhile, actual hackers are just sleep-deprived cave dwellers surrounded by the archaeological layers of tech hoarding, surviving on energy drinks and pure spite, with enough ethernet cables to circle the equator twice. The only thing they're hacking is a path through their hardware graveyard to find that one specific adapter they swear they kept "just in case."

When Tech Jargon Ruins Your Dating Life
Databases AI Programming
11 days ago 167.3K views 0 shares
When Tech Jargon Ruins Your Dating Life
When worlds collide! Tech person sets up friend with data scientist who mentions working in a "warehouse" - but not the kind with forklifts and cardboard boxes. The fashion industry friend immediately dismisses him thinking he's stacking pallets for minimum wage, only to find out he's actually crunching numbers and building models (the data kind, not the runway kind). The perfect illustration of how technical jargon gets completely lost in translation. Guess she was too busy looking for dollar signs to understand that data scientists actually make bank. Her shallow response is basically every tech worker's nightmare dating scenario condensed into one painful screenshot.

The Terminal Will Instantly Transform You Into A Cyber Criminal
Linux Security Bash Programming
15 days ago 98.7K views 0 shares
The Terminal Will Instantly Transform You Into A Cyber Criminal
THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a developer in the wild! 😭 Open a terminal to check something innocent like disk space, and suddenly you're the digital antichrist! The black screen with colorful text might as well be a summoning circle for panic. There you are, DESPERATELY pleading your innocence while Karen from accounting is already dialing the FBI. Meanwhile, the crowd has formed a pitchfork committee and declared you the harbinger of identity theft. Just trying to do your job, but now you're basically the villain in every early 2000s hacker movie!

Never Fails: The Accidental IT Department
Programming Hardware Debugging
15 days ago 92.2K views 0 shares
Never Fails: The Accidental IT Department
The eternal paradox of being a programmer. You spend years mastering complex algorithms and data structures, only to become the default IT support person at every family gathering. Sure, I can debug your printer—not because I know anything about printer drivers or hardware interfaces, but because I've been conditioned to Google error messages until something works. It's the same skill set that lets me solve actual programming problems, just applied to your ancient HP inkjet that's probably older than some programming languages I use.

Based On Personal Experience
Programming Hardware Debugging
26 days ago 115.8K views 0 shares
Based On Personal Experience
The eternal tech support paradox strikes again! Every programmer has experienced that moment of internal conflict. First comes the righteous indignation: "I write code, I don't fix printers!" Then the pause... because let's face it, we do know how to fix that printer. Not because our CS degree covered "Advanced Printer Troubleshooting 101," but because we've spent years debugging cryptic error messages and reading obscure documentation. The printer is just another poorly designed system waiting to be conquered. We'll fix it, but we'll be silently judging the manufacturer's UI choices the entire time.

The Computer Science Factory Is Hiring
Programming
27 days ago 188.9K views 0 shares
The Computer Science Factory Is Hiring
Nothing says "I understand technology" quite like thinking Computer Science is about manufacturing computers. Dad's response is the perfect encapsulation of why explaining your career to family is harder than explaining recursion to a first-year student. The classic disconnect between what non-tech people think we do ("oh, you can fix my printer!") versus the reality of crying over a missing semicolon at 2AM. The computer science factory is currently hiring - must have 10 years experience in a language that's 3 years old and be willing to work for exposure.

We Are The Vegans Of Software
Linux Windows Programming
28 days ago 91.6K views 0 shares
We Are The Vegans Of Software
Just like vegans can't resist telling everyone about their dietary choices, Linux enthusiasts physically cannot stop themselves from evangelizing their OS of choice. The rest of us are just trying to exist peacefully with our inferior operating systems, but here comes the Linux zealot, literally flying through the window to inform us about the wonders of package managers and terminal commands. "Have you heard about our lord and savior, Arch Linux? I compiled my own kernel last night just for fun!" Meanwhile, everyone else is silently wondering if they can block you in real life the way they do on social media.

The Slippery Slide Of Being The Computer Person
Programming Security
1 month ago 69.7K views 0 shares
The Slippery Slide Of Being The Computer Person
Programmers sliding into the abyss of tech support requests. First it's "can you fix my laptop?" (manageable), then "I have an app idea" (danger zone), followed by the inevitable "can you hack Facebook?" (full-on nightmare). The slide represents the slippery slope of being the "computer person" in any social circle. Once people know you code, you're suddenly expected to be part IT helpdesk, part startup incubator, and part cyber criminal. No, Karen, knowing how to write a for-loop doesn't mean I can retrieve your ex's private messages.

Now You Look Like A Backend Developer
Backend Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 90.8K views 0 shares
Now You Look Like A Backend Developer
Congratulations on your transformation from clean-cut frontend dev to battle-hardened backend warrior. The beard isn't just facial hair—it's a physical manifestation of the legacy code you've been maintaining. Each gray strand represents a 3AM production outage. The hollow stare? That's from staring into the abyss of database optimization. Welcome to the dark side. We have coffee. Lots of it.