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The eternal programmer's paradox: employed or unemployed, we're all just staring out the window of life's bus looking equally miserable. When you finally land that dream dev job, you realize it came with the same existential dread as unemployment, just with better snacks and Slack notifications. The grass isn't greener on either side—it's just differently fertilized with various types of disappointment.

That smug seal face is literally every developer who put "proficient in React" on their resume after completing a 3-hour YouTube tutorial. Nothing quite matches the serene bliss of frantically Googling syntax while your senior dev waits for that feature you claimed would be "super easy." The audacity of us all to list technologies we've merely waved at from a distance as "skills" is the foundation upon which our entire industry stands.

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OH. MY. GOD. This is the most SPECTACULAR self-own in tech history! 💀 Someone brags they "made an entire website with ChatGPT" (revolutionary, groundbreaking, Nobel Prize material 🙄) only to share their masterpiece via a LOCAL FILE PATH that only exists on THEIR computer! That's like saying "I baked you a cake" and then sending a picture of your refrigerator! The absolute DRAMA of thinking AI stole our jobs while not understanding how the internet works is just *chef's kiss* magnificent. Honey, if you can't tell the difference between a URL and a file path, programmers' jobs are safer than diamonds in a volcano!