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Content rtechnology Posted by utenbits 11h GitHub to replace "master" with alternative term to avoid slavery references 143 212 I'M HELPING

Content STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): minion anar ????? ??????? (lone 0x5f3759d1 float Si; ( threehalfs ( x2 y y ) ); ???????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools

The first time you write code with emoji literals is like taking a cold shower for your programming principles. The snippet shows Python code checking if a reaction emoji matches a smiley face, and the programmer is having an existential crisis about it. That feeling when you break your "clean code" religion to parse Discord or Slack reactions and suddenly you're comparing string literals to "😀". It's syntactically valid but spiritually devastating. Your CS professor is crying somewhere and doesn't know why.

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Content when you start working as a programmer Google how to get date in c Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky 10 years of experience later Google how to get date in c Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky

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