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Ah, the eternal programmer's defense mechanism when confronted with the dreaded "it doesn't work" complaint. The meme perfectly captures the four horsemen of developer excuses: A) "Somebody must have changed my code" - The classic blame deflection. Because obviously your immaculate code couldn't possibly have bugs. B) "I haven't touched the code in weeks!" - The temporal defense. If it was working before and you haven't touched it, clearly the bug must have spontaneously generated itself. Quantum computing at its finest. C) "It worked yesterday" - The mysterious overnight code degradation excuse. As if code has an expiration date like milk. D) "It works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - The ultimate programmer's shrug. Not my problem if your environment can't handle my brilliance. Meanwhile, the cat's smug expression says it all - we know we're full of it, but we'll never admit that our code might actually be the problem. Time to suggest they restart their computer and pray the problem magically disappears!

Windows security in a nutshell. Ask to install a program, and suddenly your computer turns into an overprotective parent doing a background check. "Where are you from, buddy?" Like it's interrogating a suspicious character at the border. The moment the program can't produce proper papers? VIRUS ALERT! Meanwhile, Linux is sitting in the corner like "sudo apt install whatever-the-hell-you-want" and just... does it. No questions asked. The trust issues of Windows would make my therapist rich.

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