The Terminal Will Instantly Transform You Into A Cyber Criminal

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The Terminal Will Instantly Transform You Into A Cyber Criminal

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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a developer in the wild! 😭 Open a terminal to check something innocent like disk space, and suddenly you're the digital antichrist! The black screen with colorful text might as well be a summoning circle for panic. There you are, DESPERATELY pleading your innocence while Karen from accounting is already dialing the FBI. Meanwhile, the crowd has formed a pitchfork committee and declared you the harbinger of identity theft. Just trying to do your job, but now you're basically the villain in every early 2000s hacker movie!

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