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The eternal workplace dynamic perfectly captured! Designers view new hires as existential threats to their creative territory—"Am I not enough?" they sob dramatically while questioning their worth. Meanwhile, engineers embrace the reinforcements with primal solidarity—"Apes together strong." Because let's face it, no engineer has ever complained about having another code monkey to help debug that nightmare legacy system at 2AM. The more hands to sacrifice to the debugging gods, the merrier! Engineers know that software development is basically just sophisticated group suffering.

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