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Remember when 8GB VRAM was god-tier? Now it's the bare minimum for running those bloated AI models and rendering engines. $400 for entry-level specs that would've been flagship material a decade ago is the new normal. The hardware inflation is so bad that we're genuinely excited about mediocrity. Next we'll be celebrating when our IDE opens in under a minute.

THE AUDACITY! Google's ad for Gemini in Android Studio shows code with unclosed parentheses! 😱 This is the programming equivalent of nails on a chalkboard! My eye is twitching, my soul is screaming, and somewhere a compiler is having a nervous breakdown. If you're promoting AI to write code, MAYBE MAKE SURE YOUR SYNTAX IS VALID FIRST?! Even the Android mascot looks embarrassed by this tragic crime against programming humanity. I'm going to need therapy after seeing this syntactical nightmare.

The gap between cloud developers and traditional ones is basically the digital equivalent of watching someone have a panic attack at the mention of C:\Users\. Modern cloud devs have spent so much time in their containerized, serverless wonderland that the concept of local file systems might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying not to laugh while they hyperventilate at the thought of managing their own storage. The best part? We all know that one cloud evangelist who acts like they've transcended the mortal constraints of hardware while secretly running everything on an EC2 instance that's just someone else's computer.