Never Fails: The Accidental IT Department

Content Steve Maine smaine TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "MachineLearning" and pays 4x your current salary 6:40 PM 10 May 18 629 Retweets 1,692 Likes 17

Content Me realizing that I will have paid off my student loan debt and my mortgage debt before even make a slight dent in the technical debt of my product.

Content Welcome to hell! OMG, What did I do? Iwas such an honest person. You used to disable right clicks on your web pages. LS Daniel Stori (turnoff. Us)

BEHOLD! The TRANSFORMATION that occurs when you type ping skribbl.io in PowerShell! Suddenly you're not just checking server status - you're a CYBER DEMIGOD with glowing peripherals and the confidence of someone who just prevented World War III by confirming their drawing game is operational! The DRAMA of waiting for those millisecond response times! The SUSPENSE! Will you be able to play pictionary tonight or will your evening be UTTERLY DESTROYED? The sheer POWER you feel when those packets come back successful is more intoxicating than any energy drink could ever be!

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