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Santa's Code Review Policy

1 day ago 64.5K views 0 shares

Kid writes to Santa: "Dear Santa I want to create an operating system using HTML." Santa's immediate reaction is to sneak in and smother the child with a pillow. Mercy killing. Some crimes against computer science can't be forgiven. Next he'll be asking for a database built with CSS.

I Dont Make The Rules

Git Webdev Programming

3 days ago 53.9K views 0 shares

Ah, the eternal GitHub pronunciation debate has finally been settled by presidential decree! The pixel art podium has spoken: "It's pronounced 'JitHub'." Just imagine all those developers who've been saying "GitHub" with a hard G for years, suddenly questioning their entire existence. Next thing you know, they'll tell us SQL is actually pronounced "squirrel" and Python is "pie-thon." The best part? This is clearly a matter of national security, hence the flags. Nothing says "this pronunciation is non-negotiable" like a pixelated presidential address. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them with my pull requests.

Programmer

Programming C++ Java Debugging Backend

7 days ago 72.4K views 4 shares

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE! 😂 Every developer who's ever touched multithreading just felt a disturbance in the Force! Threads seem like such a brilliant solution until you're suddenly debugging race conditions at 3AM, wondering why your program works perfectly on Tuesdays but crashes on Thursdays. It's like trying to coordinate 10 toddlers to build a sandcastle - theoretically possible, practically CHAOS! And the worst part? The bugs are never reproducible when your boss is watching!

Git Gud

Git Gamedev Programming

10 days ago 56.6K views 0 shares

Oh the beautiful double meaning of "git gud"! 😂 For gamers, it's just trash talk telling them to improve their skills. They brush it off and level up! But for programmers? It's an existential crisis that sends us straight into a spiral of version control nightmares! That Pro Git book might as well be titled "500 Ways to Fix the Mess You Made with Your Repository." Every developer has had that moment of pure dread when they realize they need to actually understand Git beyond just commit and push. The pain is REAL!

Programmer Working Out

Programming Hardware

10 days ago 65.1K views 7 shares

The only machine most of us are comfortable with has Intel inside, not iron plates. When the gym bro asks "which machine are you comfortable with?" he's expecting treadmill or bench press—not a programmer pointing at their laptop. Twenty years in tech and my biceps are still just from carrying the weight of legacy code and broken promises. The strongest muscle in my body is whatever lets me ctrl+c/ctrl+v for 8 hours straight.

Understanding Women Is Hard

Programming C++ Algorithms

10 days ago 88.6K views 0 shares

Oh, the classic Drake meme but with a nerdy twist! 🤓 This one hits home for so many of us code monkeys! Rejecting something supposedly difficult (understanding women) but enthusiastically embracing something ACTUALLY mind-bending (mastering advanced data structures, algorithms, and Assembly language). The irony is just *chef's kiss* - we'll happily spend 48 hours debugging pointer arithmetic but panic when asked "what are you thinking about?" Priorities, am I right? 😂

End S

Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

11 days ago 70.2K views 0 shares

Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend ? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.

Bad Computing

Programming Debugging Backend

11 days ago 71.2K views 0 shares

When normal people see "I ❤️ U" written on a foggy window, they think it's a sweet romantic gesture. But computer science folks? They see the ASCII representation of fatal system errors! The "I" is an exclamation mark (error alert), the heart is a null pointer, and "U" is the undefined behavior symbol. What's a love note to some is basically a computer's death certificate to others. Your romantic gesture just crashed my kernel.

Happy Holidays

Programming Debugging

11 days ago 88.2K views 0 shares

The perfect programmer vacation - viewing a beautiful beach from inside a dark cave! While normal humans frolic in the sunshine, we coders prefer our natural habitat: dimly lit spaces with just enough light to see our screens. The three programmer emojis say it all - pale faces that haven't seen vitamin D since the last system update. Vacation? You mean that thing where you bring your laptop to a different location and still debug code until 3am? The only difference is now you can hear waves crashing while you crash your production server. Paradise!

Dont Make Fun Of Programming Languages

Javascript Webdev Ruby Programming Python

13 days ago 82.9K views 0 shares

The meme starts with a noble plea to "STOP making fun of different programming languages" followed by compliments for various languages: C is FAST, Java is POPULAR, Ruby is COOL, Python is BEAUTIFUL, Haskell is INTRIGUING... and then there's just "JavaScript" with no compliment whatsoever. The silent burn is absolutely devastating. Even in a post about not making fun of languages, JavaScript still gets thrown under the bus by omission. The programming equivalent of your mom saying she loves all her children equally and then forgetting to mention you.

Insecure

Security Webdev Networking Programming Frontend

13 days ago 93.1K views 0 shares

The perfect answer to "What screams 'I'm insecure'?" - just a naked HTTP link with no SSL/TLS protection. That poor little protocol is basically walking around the internet without pants on, exposing all its data packets for everyone to see. Security professionals are having heart palpitations right now. Nothing says "please steal my credentials" quite like sending your password over plain HTTP. It's the digital equivalent of writing your bank PIN on a billboard.

Only Lan

Networking Iot Security Hardware Programming

13 days ago 78.9K views 0 shares

This meme is a hilarious play on words with "OnlyLAN" (a parody of OnlyFans) where someone is holding up an Ethernet cable in front of a hotel building like they're connecting to it. For the networking nerds out there, this is peak humor! Instead of subscribing to content creators online, this person is making a "physical connection" to the building - literally plugging in via LAN (Local Area Network) instead of using WiFi. It's that classic IT joke format: "I don't need cloud services, I prefer my connections to be physical and direct!" The visual gag of holding up an Ethernet cable to a distant building perfectly captures that "I'm technically connected" energy that network engineers live for. The "toyoko-inn" hotel chain visible in the image makes it even funnier - like you're paying for premium access to this specific hotel's network. Exclusive content indeed! 😂

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