Java's Cross-Platform Promise

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Java's Cross-Platform Promise

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Java's famous "write once, run anywhere" promise has been the rallying cry of enterprise developers for decades. Sure, it runs on everything... just like how watching your app take 30 seconds to start up "runs" on my patience. The JVM is basically the digital equivalent of bringing your entire house with you whenever you travel—technically portable, practically ridiculous. Next time someone brags about Java's cross-platform capabilities, remember that compatibility and actual enjoyment are two entirely different beasts.

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