Isn't That Right

Developer life Programmer lifestyle Programming pride Naked code Vanilla programming No frameworks

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Isn't That Right

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Programmers don't need inheritance to be born with privileges—we strip everything down to its bare essentials. While some flex their birthright advantages, we're over here proudly coding in our natural state: no frameworks, no libraries, just raw, naked code. Sure, we weren't born with a silver spoon, but we can build an entire digital empire with nothing but our wits and a text editor. Who needs trust funds when you've got functions?

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