Isn't That Right

Content MY PARENTS ARE SO OLD THEY WHERE BORN BEFORE TIME ITSELF THEY WHERE BORN BEFORE 1970-01-01

The modern dev industry in one horrifying portrait. This poor soul has spent 15 years installing packages and memorizing framework APIs without understanding a single line of vanilla code underneath. Can't write a for loop without reaching for lodash, but boy can they recite the entire React documentation while sleeping. I've interviewed these people. They'll talk your ear off about their "deep expertise" in 47 frameworks they've "mastered," but ask them to reverse a string without npm and suddenly they need to "research best practices." Their resume is just a word cloud of package names. The worst part? These people get hired. A lot. Because nobody wants to admit they can't tell the difference between someone who understands programming and someone who's just really good at following Medium tutorials.

The majestic lion might not care about optimization, but that 15.5 FPS is SCREAMING in pain! Sweet mother of performance issues! 💀 Developers spending 72 hours optimizing code to squeeze out 2 more frames per second while this royal beast is just lounging around with catastrophic frame rates like it's a day at the spa. Meanwhile, gamers are having seizures trying to play anything below 60 FPS. THE AUDACITY! For the non-gaming crowd: FPS = Frames Per Second. Anything below 30 is basically a slideshow presentation from hell.

Left side: You at 9am writing beautiful code, feeling like a programming god who just invented electricity. Right side: You at 4pm, soul crushed, wondering why your function returns undefined when you explicitly told it not to. The transformation from "I'm a genius" to "I'm considering a career in goat farming" takes exactly 7 hours.

Content WEB BROWSERS ARE JUST HTML, CSS AND IS INTEPRETERS HE'S OUT OF LINE, BUT HES RIGHT

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