The Unforgivable Language Choice

Content Pornhub Adult content Montreal QC On-site pornhub.com (NSFW) Come work at the 22nd highest trafficked website in the world. We are looking for: -PHP developers -Senior front-end developers -Senior Product Manager -Senior UIUX designer Must be willing to relocate to Montreal. Email me your CV: PHP DEVI I'm interested but I don't think I'd be comfortable telling my friends and family that's what I do all day That is understandable. I don't think I would be comfortable telling my family that I develop PHP either

In the software development realm, there's a clear hierarchy of suffering, and PHP sits firmly at the bottom. Nobody wants to touch PHP with a ten-foot keyboard until... dramatic lightning someone actually needs it. The comic perfectly captures that moment when developers would rather sit alone in existential despair than volunteer for general programming tasks, but suddenly spring to attention when PHP is mentioned—not out of enthusiasm, but with the maniacal energy of someone who knows they're about to witness a train wreck and can't look away. It's like finding out your friend needs help moving, and you're suddenly very busy—until they mention their new place has a hot tub. Except the hot tub is full of legacy code and deprecated functions.

Content (real) (float) (double) Floating point cast operators in PH

Content Did you know. CODING SANS In order to play the role of an insane and mentally depressed person in the movie "loker' Joaquin Phoenix had to maintain a legacy PHP monolith for a month

Content Tyler Glaiel S TylerGlaiel Programming Language Tier List: S: A: B: C: D: F: javascript, c, c, java, python, c, lisp, asm, php, brainfuck, perl, ruby, haskell, rust, fortran, ecmascript, basic, scala, swift, go, sal, erlang, lua, ada, jai, f, html, mathlab, ocaml, bash, regex, c-- 10:20 AM Nov 5, 2019 Twitter Web App 42 Retweets 198 Likes

Content Follow Princioa Consultant Software Architect Team Leader S 30 a Forens S What Are the Greenest Programming Languages: This paper presents a study of the runtime, memory usage, and energy consumotion of twentvseven welcknown sottware lanGuages. We monitor the perormance or such languages using ten cnnerencorograminino problems, expressed in each of the languages. Our results show interesting findings, such as slower faster languages consuming less more energy, and now memo usage marlences enero consumotion. we show now to use ou results to provide software engineers support to decide which language to use when energy efficiency is a concern This study implemented 10 benchmark problems in 27 different programming languages and measure execution time, energy consumption, and peak memo use C is the most efficient programming language, while Python and Perl are the least environmental friendly programming languages Link: https:Inkd.indnyrcdGd engineers programming sottware language energy sustainabilty (c) C (c) Rust (c) C (c) Ada (v) Java (c) Pascal (c) Chapel (v) Lisp (c) Ocaml (c) Fortran (c) Swift (c) Haskell (v) C (c) Go (G) Dart (v) F (i) JavaScript (v) Racket (i) TypeScript (i Hack (i) PHP (y) Erlang (i) Lua (i) Jruby (a) Ruby (i) Python ( Perl Energy 1.00 1.03 1.34 1.70 1.98 2.14 2.18 2.27 2.40 2.52 2.79 3.10 3.14 3.23 3.83 4.13 4.45 7.91 21.50 24.02 29.30 42.23 45.98 46.54 69.91 75.88 79.58 C0 Venkatesh Madi and 4.999 others 397 comments