The Unforgivable Language Choice

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The Unforgivable Language Choice

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The ultimate parental disappointment: when your code-loving parent is desperately trying to coax you into saying "Python" but you blurt out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! It's like naming your favorite dinosaur "JavaScript" at the family dinner table – instant disownment. The programming language hierarchy is brutal, and apparently, so is programmer parenting.

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