The Unforgivable Language Choice

Content "You can't just copy-pase pseudocode into a program and expect it to work" that's where you're wrong kiddo outhon

Content 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularIS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.j 2022: PHP is dead, learn Python 2023: HOW THE HELL IS THIS DUDE STILL ALIVE

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The ultimate developer survival kit: PHP programming book + bleach. Because after writing PHP code, you'll either want to sanitize your inputs or your eyeballs. Amazon's algorithm knows exactly what you need after a day of wrestling with string concatenation and undefined variables. At least the bleach gives you options – clean your keyboard of shame or drink away the memory of that spaghetti code you just committed to production. $42.50 seems like a small price to pay for both therapy and technical documentation.

The bathroom standoff of programming languages continues into 2025. While other devs avoid the PHP programmer at the urinals like he's carrying a digital plague, the PHP dev is still clinging to relevance with that desperate "78% of the Internet" statistic. It's the coding equivalent of that guy who peaked in high school and won't stop talking about that one touchdown. Sure, WordPress powers a chunk of the web, but so did Internet Explorer once upon a time. Doesn't mean it wasn't a dumpster fire with legacy support.

Content Replies X Ferdinand S 26 minutes ago During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what men feel when they code in COBOL 16 43 a 2 Add a public reply.. Jay 7 minutes ago (edited) What about the pain a woman feels when coding in COBOL whilst being in labor? Bunny 4 minutes ago Jay almost as hard as being a php programmer in 2020