Photos Taken Seconds Before Tragedy

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Photos Taken Seconds Before Tragedy

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Someone just committed career suicide with the statement "java and javascript are literally the same" — a claim so blasphemous it's being documented under "Photos Taken Seconds Before Tragedy." The relationship between Java and JavaScript is like claiming a car and carpet are the same because they both start with "car." One's an island; the other's just visiting. The comment section is undoubtedly preparing pitchforks and compiler errors as we speak.

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