Very Inefficient But Entertaining

Content MY NAMe is DHX005972, AND I WiLL BE YOUR SeRVeR THis EVENiNG. 100 100 When you go out for a byte

That smug little face says it all. You ask a simple yes/no question and instead of a clean true or false , they hit you with "I'll think about it" or some other useless string response. It's like asking someone if they want pizza and they respond with their entire life story. Boolean functions should return boolean values—it's literally in the name! But no, some developers just love to watch the world burn by returning strings like "maybe" or "undefined" when all you wanted was a straightforward answer. Then you're stuck with extra validation code because apparently if(isUserLoggedIn()) wasn't simple enough.

That moment when your revolutionary AI startup's tech stack is just a fancy wrapper around someone else's API. The shocked cat perfectly captures the existential crisis of realizing you're not building the future—you're just paying OpenAI's bills while adding a markup for your investors. But hey, that Series A funding hit your bank account, so who's really winning here?

Content YOU NEED COMMENTS YOUR CODE ISN'T SELF EXPLANATORY The code is obvious DON UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT It's just an "Hello, World " YOU'RE A BAD PROGRAMMER You're just bad a assembly

The duality of a developer's existence laid bare. Spend 8 hours hunched over a keyboard like a gargoyle with deteriorating posture, complaining about back pain and needing a standing desk requisition form... then somehow manage to sit perfectly still for a 12-hour gaming marathon without a single bathroom break. The human body is remarkably selective about what activities it considers "painful." It's almost like our spines have a special agreement with Steam: "Oh, this isn't work? Carry on then!"

Content BILLY WTH BILLY! WHAT HAVE You DonE?! I asked a programmer to remove the 'Activate Windows' for me Shoot him again SEGRAFO