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Content I'M JUST OUTSIDE TOWN, SO I SHOUlD BE THERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES. ACTUALLY IT'S LOOKING MORE LIKE SIX DAYS. NO, WAIT, THIRTY SECONDS. THE AUTHOR OF THE WINDOWS FILE COPY DIALOG VISITS SOME FRIENDS.

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The rarest cryptid in tech: a functional Windows troubleshooter. After 15 years in the industry, I've seen unicorns, competent project managers, and code that works on the first try—but a Windows troubleshooter that actually fixes something? That's the stuff of legend. The comment is pure gold though. Using your one Christmas miracle on Windows fixing itself is like using a genie's wish to get an extra napkin. Next they'll tell us printers connected on the first try.

This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between Microsoft and its increasingly irritated users. Microsoft issues a "recall" for a feature nobody asked for (random screenshots), users collectively scream "NO THANKS," and then Microsoft just sneakily reintroduces it with the next update anyway. It's the corporate equivalent of a toddler waiting until you're not looking to eat the crayon you just took away. The cycle of Microsoft ignoring user feedback is so predictable it should come with its own weather forecast: "Today's outlook - 100% chance of unwanted features with a high probability of forced restarts."

Content "Ew Windows users have to use lEEdge to install a better browser." Me: winget install -e --id Google.Chrome ProgrammerHumor.

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