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When Your AI Assistant Gets Tangled In Dependencies

1 day ago 138.5K views 0 shares

Behold, the physical manifestation of Microsoft's AI ambitions. A green bicycle literally branded "Co-Pilot" tangled in a mess of cables. Just like the real GitHub Copilot - looks promising until you realize it'll get hopelessly entangled in dependencies and legacy code. At least when this one crashes, you only break your collarbone instead of production.

I Will Find The Guy Who Did This...

Hardware

11 days ago 137.0K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the infamous "fourth USB port that requires quantum physics to insert correctly." Some diabolical hardware engineer decided three normal USB ports wasn't enough torture and added that sideways HDMI port just to watch the world burn. It's the tech equivalent of putting a fake electrical outlet at the airport. That special kind of evil that makes you try to plug in your USB cable 17 times before realizing you're attempting to jam it into what is clearly NOT a USB port. Whoever designed this deserves to spend eternity trying to plug a USB-A cable in correctly on the first try.

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs

Microsoft AI Windows Programming Debugging

12 days ago 173.7K views 1 shares

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs

That didn't take long. Microsoft brags about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously announcing a classic Windows bug that would make even Windows Vista blush. Nothing says "cutting edge technology" like Task Manager refusing to close and spawning duplicates until your RAM begs for mercy. The future is here folks—it's just as buggy as the past, but now we can blame the robots. Guess that GitHub Copilot subscription is really paying off.

This Does Nothing

Programming Webdev Security Frontend

13 days ago 133.7K views 0 shares

The AUDACITY of this checkbox! Promising to save me from the endless nightmare of sign-in prompts while the power cord dramatically lies there, UNPLUGGED from the wall! 💀 It's like promising not to get wet during a tsunami while holding an umbrella made of tissue paper. That "Don't show this again" checkbox is making promises it LITERALLY has no power to keep! The ultimate betrayal in the digital realm - a powerless promise from a powerless device! The irony is so thick you could cut it with a keyboard shortcut!

Me Hiding From Team After DB Change

Databases Devops Programming Debugging Testing

14 days ago 195.6K views 1 shares

That moment when you realize your database migration just turned production into a testing playground. The cat clinging to the wall represents your desperate attempt to avoid the Dobermans (your team) who are about to discover why the customer portal suddenly shows test data. Pro tip: Always triple-check your connection string before hitting that magical "execute" button. Your career longevity might depend on it. The best part? The inevitable Slack message: "Hey, quick question... why does our CEO's account show a balance of $0.01?"

USB C? You Mean USA C?

Hardware Programming

25 days ago 157.6K views 0 shares

The search engine just casually autocorrecting "usb c" to "usa c" is the perfect metaphor for American exceptionalism in tech. Like that one coworker who insists their homegrown solution is better than industry standards. "Why use universal standards when we can make our own proprietary thing that works with exactly nothing else?" Ten years of engineering experience has taught me that standardization is just a theoretical concept somewhere between unicorns and proper documentation.

Nowhere Is Safe From The Cloud

AWS Devops Programming Cloud

26 days ago 212.6K views 1 shares

So apparently even the men's room runs on cloud infrastructure now. When AWS goes down, so does your ability to go... down. The ultimate proof that we've over-engineered society: your bathroom privileges are now hostage to Jeff Bezos' server farms. Next time your product manager asks "can we move this to the cloud?", show them this picture of biological functions being denied due to digital dysfunction. At least the bathroom has better error messaging than most AWS status dashboards.

Microsoft's AI-Powered Self-Destruction

Microsoft AI Windows Programming Debugging

28 days ago 287.0K views 1 shares

The Grim Reaper of tech strikes again! Microsoft proudly announces 30% of their code is AI-generated, only to immediately follow it up with a Windows 11 update that breaks localhost of all things. For non-devs, localhost (127.0.0.1) is literally your own computer—the digital equivalent of forgetting how to talk to yourself. It's like bragging about your fancy new robot chef right before it sets your kitchen on fire. The "mass uninstall workaround" is just chef's kiss perfection—nothing says "quality software" like "have you tried turning it off permanently?"

Microsoft Is Wild

Microsoft Windows Programming

1 month ago 109.4K views 0 shares

Microsoft's business strategy in a nutshell: Why make sensible decisions when you can just keep drawing cards until you have a whole deck of half-baked ideas? From Windows Vista to Clippy, from Zune to Windows Phone, Microsoft has mastered the art of choosing "draw 25" over making good business decisions. They'll launch sixteen different messaging apps before fixing the one that actually works. The funniest part? They're still somehow worth trillions. Maybe chaos is actually their business strategy. 4D UNO chess.

When Your Private Key Is Public

Security Networking Programming

2 months ago 225.1K views 0 shares

When your private key is just a Lady Gaga tweet from 2012. Somewhere a security engineer is having a heart attack right now. Nothing says "military-grade encryption" like random characters from a pop star's keyboard smash that's been publicly available for over a decade. Next up in cybersecurity innovations: using your cat's walking pattern across your keyboard as your password hash.

Death By Windows Update

Microsoft AI Hardware Windows Programming

2 months ago 275.1K views 0 shares

Looks like Microsoft found a way to make the Grim Reaper redundant! First, they proudly announce that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, then their Windows 11 update decides SSDs should retire early. Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like cutting the lifespan of your storage devices. Perhaps the AI misunderstood "planned obsolescence" as a feature, not a bug? Next update might just include a digital coffin for your entire system. At least now we know what KB stands for in those update codes - "Killing Bytes."

Everything Is Down (Thanks AI)

AI Programming Debugging Cloud

2 months ago 256.5K views 0 shares

The duality of Google's AI strategy in its full glory! Upper text: "25% of new Google code is AI-generated." Lower graph: "Massive spike in Google outages." That red spike isn't just a graph—it's the visualization of what happens when your AI autocompletes semicolons with emojis and replaces error handling with "try { } catch (e) { // TODO: fix later lol }". Correlation doesn't imply causation... but that spike is suspiciously vertical right when the AI started writing production code. Coincidence? I think not!

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