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Remotely Access Files Through A String Of Text
AI Webdev Programming Frontend
2 days ago 75.9K views 0 shares
Remotely Access Files Through A String Of Text
OH. MY. GOD. This is the most SPECTACULAR self-own in tech history! 💀 Someone brags they "made an entire website with ChatGPT" (revolutionary, groundbreaking, Nobel Prize material 🙄) only to share their masterpiece via a LOCAL FILE PATH that only exists on THEIR computer! That's like saying "I baked you a cake" and then sending a picture of your refrigerator! The absolute DRAMA of thinking AI stole our jobs while not understanding how the internet works is just *chef's kiss* magnificent. Honey, if you can't tell the difference between a URL and a file path, programmers' jobs are safer than diamonds in a volcano!

Awesome Email
Programming Webdev Security Backend
6 days ago 56.1K views 0 shares
Awesome Email
Ah, the joys of automated username generation! When your name is Megan Finger and the system decides your identity should be "fingerme" at every possible level. Nothing says "professional student email" quite like an accidental innuendo that'll haunt you through four years of college. This is why we need humans reviewing these things... or at least regex that catches unfortunate combinations. That poor student is now forever explaining to professors why her email sounds like a proposition.

Removing RAM: A Computer's Worst Nightmare
Hardware Windows Debugging
6 days ago 75.1K views 0 shares
Removing RAM: A Computer's Worst Nightmare
OMG, the AUDACITY of yanking RAM while the computer is still breathing! 💀 Those screens are literally the digital equivalent of a computer having a stroke in real-time. The poor machine is SCREAMING in binary as you surgically remove chunks of its consciousness! It's like performing brain surgery on someone who's fully awake and watching you do it through a mirror. The computer's last thoughts: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!" Pure technological torture wrapped in a four-panel tragedy!

When You Still Have Slack
Security Networking Devops Programming
8 days ago 86.6K views 1 shares
When You Still Have Slack
That awkward moment when IT forgets to revoke your Slack access after firing you, and now you're lurking in the shadows like Goku plotting his revenge. Time to watch your ex-coworkers panic when you drop the "I can see all your messages about the production server being down" bomb. Nothing says professional closure like witnessing your replacement struggle with the codebase you deliberately left undocumented. Digital ghost mode: ACTIVATED .

Am Ithe Only One
Programming
11 days ago 56.9K views 2 shares
Am Ithe Only One
The eternal tragedy of email attachments! You spend 30 minutes crafting the perfect professional email, triple-checking grammar and tone... only to hit send and watch your carefully attached files get left behind like abandoned passengers on the runway. The plane takes off (email sent) while your important documents stand there helplessly on the boarding stairs wondering what they did to deserve this betrayal. The number of times I've had to send that shameful follow-up "Sorry, HERE'S the attachment I mentioned" is my personal developer walk of shame.

Stepped In Shit
AI Programming Debugging Databases Backend
14 days ago 85.3K views 0 shares
Stepped In Shit
Oh look, it's the modern developer's daily ritual! That moment when you check what you stepped in and discover it's not regular garbage—it's AI Generated SQL . The perfect representation of what happens when you let AI write your database queries. Sure, it looks like SQL from a distance, but examine it closely and you'll find a horrifying abomination that would make even the most battle-hardened DBA weep. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like debugging code that was hallucinated by an algorithm with the database knowledge of a caffeinated squirrel. Next time just write the query yourself, unless you enjoy explaining to your boss why the production database is suddenly identifying as a toaster.

Save Work Then Girl
Programming Debugging Frontend Backend
14 days ago 69.4K views 0 shares
Save Work Then Girl
The eternal programmer's dilemma: romance vs. remembering to hit Ctrl+S. This poor soul is about to experience the special kind of heartbreak that comes from losing hours of work because they were distracted by... other priorities. Nothing kills the mood faster than realizing you're about to lose that algorithm you spent all day perfecting. Priorities, people! The code was there first! This is why the most passionate relationship most developers have is with their auto-save feature. Trust me, no amount of flirting is worth the existential crisis of seeing your unsaved work vanish into the digital void.