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Remember when you could just... open Paint and draw? Those were simpler times. Now Microsoft wants you to sign in with your Microsoft account just to scribble some pixels on a canvas. It's like needing a passport to use a crayon. The SpongeBob "Caveman" meme format captures the sheer absurdity perfectly—primitive brain trying to comprehend why a 30-year-old bitmap editor that literally just pushes RGB values around needs cloud integration and user authentication. Next thing you know, they'll add AI-powered brush strokes and a subscription tier for the color picker. This is peak modern Microsoft: take something that worked fine since Windows 3.1, "modernize" it by shoving Azure AD authentication down its throat, and call it innovation. Paint used to be 2MB of pure simplicity. Now it probably phones home more than Windows Telemetry.

Karen from HR just wanted to check the task manager. What she got instead was a forced shutdown of every running process on her machine. One does not simply press Ctrl+Alt+Delete without consequences. The dad is having the time of his life knowing full well he'll be getting a ticket about "the computer randomly restarting" in about 3 minutes. Everyone else at the table is experiencing various stages of grief. Classic family dinner with IT support present. Pro tip: Next time just teach them Ctrl+Shift+Esc. Saves everyone the drama.

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