Worlds Best Programmer Strikes Again

database Social security Database design Data modeling Misinformation Primary key Billionaire tech Unique constraints

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Worlds Best Programmer Strikes Again

database-memes, security-memes, primary-key-memes, social-security-memes, data-modeling-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic "I just discovered databases 101 and now I'm a cybersecurity expert" moment. Nothing says "world's best programmer" like not understanding that primary keys exist. Next up: shocking revelation that arrays start at 0, not 1! The real fraud here is claiming to understand database architecture after what was clearly a five-minute Google search. If only Stack Overflow had a "close as billionaire misconception" option.

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