Worlds Best Programmer Strikes Again

Content Brian Bilston brianbilston 11h wrote a poem in a tweet but then each line grew to the word sum of the previous two until I began to worry about all these words coming with such frequency because as you can see, it can be easy to run out of space when a poem gets all Fibonacci sequency

Content DEAR VARIOUS PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS, COWORKERS, AND OTHER "NOT COMPUTER PEOPLE WE DON'T MAGICALLY KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING IN EVERY PROGRAM. WHEN WE HELP YOU, WE'RE USUALLY JUST DOING THIS: START FIND A MENU ITEM OR BUTTON WHICH LOOKS RELATED TO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. OK y CLICK IT. I CAN'T FIND ONE. PICK ONE AT RANDOM. IVE TRIED THEM ALL NO HAVE YOU BEEN TRYING THIS FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR? YES ASK SOMEONE FOR HELP OR GIVE UP. NO DID IT WORK? YES GOOGLE THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM PLUS A FEW WORDS RELATED TO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. FOLLOW ANY INSTRUCTIONS. YOURE DONE! PLEASE PRINT THIS FLOWCHART OUT AND TAPE IT NEAR YOUR SCREEN. CONGRATULATIONS; YOU'RE NOW THE LOCAL COMPUTER EXPERT!

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Content R Roy The Idiot 7 months ago Recently, a file was discovered in TF2 called "coconut jpg" which is a jpg of a coconut, a comment as follows "I have no fucking idea who put this here, but when I deleted it, the game wouldn't start. Words cannot describe my fucking confusion" That can't be a good sign. S 508 97 E 15

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole How to get funding: "We're going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSOL data- lake, with a React 17. front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3DARVRVoice UX."

When they said "tip your server," I don't think this is what they meant. That poor rack server just took a nosedive onto concrete, spilling its guts like a digital piñata. Years of carefully managed RAID configurations, backups, and production data scattered across the floor in seconds. Somewhere, a sysadmin is having the worst day of their career while the CTO is frantically checking if their resume is up to date. Hope they had off-site backups, because no amount of "have you tried turning it off and on again" is fixing this massacre.