Stop This AI Chatbot Madness

User experience Tech startups Customer support Chatbots Automation gone wrong Now kith

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1 month ago 86,258 views 0 shares

Stop This AI Chatbot Madness

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these AI startups strangling the life out of decent customer support! 😱

Every website that once had actual humans helping you now has these pathetic chatbots that understand your problem about as well as a goldfish understands calculus. "Have you tried refreshing the page?" NO JANET, MY ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE IS HANGING BY A THREAD AND YOUR SUGGESTION IS TO REFRESH?!

And that "Now Kith" at the bottom? *chef's kiss* Perfect representation of tech bros forcing this unholy marriage between websites and chatbots that nobody asked for. The digital equivalent of watching someone suffocate a perfectly good pizza with pineapple. MAKE IT STOP!

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