Elon's master plan for Twitter profitability is peak corporate strategy:
Step 1: Make Twitter profitable (revolutionary concept)
Step 2: Fire developers to cut costs (because who needs those pesky people who make things work?)
Step 3: Introduce paid API plans (monetize everything!)
Step 4: Completely forget to create your own subscription to said API (minor oversight)
Nothing says "flawless execution" like charging for something you yourself can't figure out how to use. Classic billionaire move - break the stairs while climbing them.
Elon's Flawless Twitter Profit Strategy
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