Resource hog Memes

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And It's Like This Every Time
Java Programming Debugging Backend
15 days ago 123.9K views 0 shares
And It's Like This Every Time
The eternal relationship between Java and system resources, captured in four painful panels: Developer: "java java" Java: "yes user?" Developer: "hogging RAM?" Java: "no user" Developer: "telling lies?" Java: "no user" Developer: *opens task manager* Java: *caught red-handed consuming ungodly amounts of memory* It's basically "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa" but for traumatized Java developers who've learned to trust the task manager more than their programming language's promises.

That's Not A Boot Sequence, That's A Demonic Ritual
Windows Hardware
20 days ago 69.1K views 0 shares
That's Not A Boot Sequence, That's A Demonic Ritual
The fiery hellscape that is your boot sequence when you've allowed every launcher, storefront, and service to automatically start with Windows. Doom Guy would be proud of your PC fighting through Chrome, Steam, Discord, EA, Epic, Ubisoft, Spotify, and whatever else demands immediate attention before you can even think about doing actual work. Pro tip: the startup folder isn't meant to be a collection of "everything you've ever installed."

Other Electron Apps Don't Lag But Why Spotify
Javascript Webdev Windows Programming Frontend
22 days ago 60.7K views 0 shares
Other Electron Apps Don't Lag But Why Spotify
Spotify's Windows app is like that one friend who promises to be ready in 5 minutes but takes an hour. Built on Electron—a framework that lets devs wrap web apps in a desktop shell—Spotify somehow manages to consume more system resources than Chrome with 50 tabs open. The Windows version gets special mention because it's particularly guilty of turning your 16GB RAM machine into a glorified music player from 2005. Meanwhile, Discord and VS Code (also Electron apps) run smooth as butter. Spotify developers are probably too busy creating those personalized year-end playlists to notice your CPU fan screaming for mercy.

Visual Studio's Existential Crisis
Microsoft Csharp Windows Programming Debugging
1 month ago 79.1K views 0 shares
Visual Studio's Existential Crisis
When your CPU is at 100%, RAM is gobbling 4.6GB, and Visual Studio decides it's the perfect time to contemplate the meaning of false ... The meme brilliantly combines the "This is fine" dog meme with Visual Studio's infamous performance issues. Your computer is literally on fire while VS takes its sweet time "Evaluating expression 'false'..." which is hilariously ironic because there's nothing to evaluate—it's just false ! Meanwhile, Windows is like that friend who keeps borrowing money but never pays back, except it's stealing your system resources instead. The base boolean we're up against is our sanity while waiting for VS to respond.

The Worst Trade Deal In Browser History
Webdev Hardware Programming Frontend
1 month ago 112.6K views 0 shares
The Worst Trade Deal In Browser History
Ah, the Chrome trade agreement. Google's browser offers you the worst deal in the history of deals, possibly ever. You hand over 9.6GB of precious RAM and get... a single browser tab. Not even a whole browsing experience—just one lonely tab. The memory leak is so bad you could water plants with it. Meanwhile, your computer fans sound like they're preparing for takeoff while you're just trying to check the weather. And yet, here we are, still using it. Stockholm syndrome is real in tech.

I Hate Android Dev Ecosystem
Android Devops Programming Java Debugging
2 months ago 121.9K views 0 shares
I Hate Android Dev Ecosystem
That moment when your laptop fans sound like a jet engine, your RAM is crying, and Android Studio is still thinking about whether it should compile your code or just crash for fun. The look of pure existential dread as you watch the progress bar freeze at 87% after waiting 20 minutes. Meanwhile, your electric meter is spinning so fast it's about to achieve liftoff. The power company just sent you a thank you card for single-handedly funding their Christmas party.

Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate
Java Programming Debugging
3 months ago 106.6K views 0 shares
Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate
When your PC is supposedly "idle" but Java's secretly throwing a resource party in the background. Nothing says "I love you" like Java JVM casually consuming 2GB of RAM while doing absolutely nothing. The "It's Free Real Estate" caption is basically the JVM's motto when eyeing your system resources. Write once, run everywhere... and eat all available memory while you're at it!