Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate

Memory leak Jvm Ram Resource hog Idle performance Memory management System-resources Free real estate

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9 months ago 181,339 views 0 shares

Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate

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When your PC is supposedly "idle" but Java's secretly throwing a resource party in the background. Nothing says "I love you" like Java JVM casually consuming 2GB of RAM while doing absolutely nothing. The "It's Free Real Estate" caption is basically the JVM's motto when eyeing your system resources. Write once, run everywhere... and eat all available memory while you're at it!

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