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Content ANGULAR FEATURES DOCS RESOURCES EVENTS BLOG ETTING STARTED ITORIAL INDAMENTALS Architecture Template Data Binding Forms Bootstrapping NgModules Ng Modules Introduction ANGULAR JavaScript Modules vs. NgModules Prerequisites A basic understanding of Bootstrapping. JavaScript and Angular use modules to organize code, and though they organize it differently, Angular apps rely on both. JavaScript modules FEATURES DOCS RESOURCES EVENTS BLOG ETTING STARTED JTORIAL INDAMENTALS Architecture Template Data Binding Forms Bootstrapping NgModules Bootstrapping V Prerequisites A basic understanding of the following. JavaScript Modules vs. Ng Modules. An Ng Module describes how the application parts fit together. Every application has at least one Angular module, the root module that you bootstrap to launch thy application. By convention, it is usually called AppModule

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev a EDEV BASEename exist ok True) actidir CONDABASEename'etccondaa deacdir CONDABASEename etcconda os. makedirs (acts dir, existok True) os.makedirs deac exist con actidir'edevon.sh' eoff a deac dir'edevoff.sh' if not os.path.is link(con): os. symlink(BIN'edevon.sh', con) if not os-path os.symlink(BIN x Syntax error on token throws interface exp Syntax error on token expected after this tC Syntax error, insert SimpleName to complete Qi Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert to complete MethodDeclar Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 asyntax error on token expected after this toke Syntax error, insert J to compiete InterfaceBod TextProcessorUsing Hashmaps.java The method fileAnalysish is undefined for the type FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content Kylie Jenner O ikyliejenner Can you guys please recommend books that made you cry? Saransh Garg saranshgarg Replying to ikyliejenner Data Structures and Algorithms in Java (2nd Edition) 2nd E by Posted in rprogrammerreactions by uArifSagar reddit

Ah, the endless scroll of nested if statements! This comic perfectly captures that moment when your code logic gets so deep you need a spelunking team to find your way back out. The comic just keeps going... and going... and going... just like that conditional nightmare you wrote at 3 AM that seemed like a good idea at the time. By the time you reach the end, you've forgotten what the original condition even was! This is why senior devs wake up in cold sweats screaming "REFACTOR!" and why code reviewers contemplate career changes. The real horror isn't the monster under your bed—it's the 17 nested if statements waiting for you in Monday's code review.

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