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Someone asks Flutter devs to explain their framework choice in 3 words. The top answer? "Not fucking JavaScript." But wait—they meant Java Script , not Java. Classic case of hating something so much you accidentally insult its distant cousin at the family reunion. Flutter uses Dart, which lets you avoid the npm dependency hell and the "works on my machine" lottery that comes with modern web frameworks. No bundlers, no transpilers, no questioning your life choices at 2 PM on a Tuesday. Just pure, compiled-to-native performance. The relief is palpable. The real joke? Java and JavaScript have about as much in common as car and carpet, yet both get blamed for everything wrong with software development. At least Flutter devs know which one they're running from.

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