Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate

performance Memory management Ram Memory leak System-resources Jvm Resource hog Idle Free real estate

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26 days ago 81,243 views 0 shares

Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate

java-memes, memory-leak-memes, jvm-memes, ram-memes, resource-hog-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your PC is supposedly "idle" but Java's secretly throwing a resource party in the background. Nothing says "I love you" like Java JVM casually consuming 2GB of RAM while doing absolutely nothing. The "It's Free Real Estate" caption is basically the JVM's motto when eyeing your system resources. Write once, run everywhere... and eat all available memory while you're at it!

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