And It's Like This Every Time

Java Programming Debugging Backend

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The eternal relationship between Java and system resources, captured in four painful panels:

Developer: "java java"
Java: "yes user?"

Developer: "hogging RAM?"
Java: "no user"

Developer: "telling lies?"
Java: "no user"

Developer: *opens task manager*
Java: *caught red-handed consuming ungodly amounts of memory*

It's basically "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa" but for traumatized Java developers who've learned to trust the task manager more than their programming language's promises.

JavaScript is harmful for your brain [Proven]

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JavaScript is harmful for your brain [Proven] | html-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, website-memes, ux-memes, url-memes, curl-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, mining-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content cyberpop: 18 hr. ago 9, i dont like browsers 338 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow kemist666 18 hr. ago browsers are bloat. true linux users use emacs as their web browser 4 248 S Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Doqtori 17 hr. ago I just curl the website and read the HTML 4 229 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow max208 17 hr. ago Websites with JavaScript? Just execute the code in your head 152 I Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow arceusXIII 17 hr. ago Careful with that. Might get viruses in your head. 4 135 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow GotThatGoodGood1 - 16 hr. ago Yah my brain has been mining ETH for days now. 4 108 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

I had no idea

Java Programming Backend

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Content Me who learned Java having to learn C: Where String?

Microsoft Rewards has an impossible quiz

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Microsoft Rewards has an impossible quiz | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, wordpress-memes, program-memes, swift-memes, microsoft-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content pack V Which five are programming languages? 20 PHP Worderess Puthon ProdrammerHumor.io Magento HTML 1030 points 415 v

Well, JavaScript

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1 year ago 33.7K views 0 shares

Well, JavaScript | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, runtime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you mistype x obj.fiedl instead of x obj.field C Compile time wrong, wrong wrongi stop everything Runtime hmm maybe that's right? Python 00 no, wait, that's wrong Javascript 00) (

We should really STOP

Java Javascript Programming Python Frontend

3 years ago 50.0K views 0 shares

We should really STOP | programming-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, web-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, ruby-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content christina zhu cszhu STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING 9:25 AM Sep 6, 2019 Twitter Web App 4.8K Retweets 19.4K Likes

Resistance is futile

Java Javascript Frontend Backend

3 years ago 27.3K views 0 shares

Resistance is futile | programmer-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, web-memes, program-memes, google-memes, data-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cookie-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I rProgrammerHumor JavaScript Teacher javascriptual When I worked at Google I saw this code: if (user.cookies.agreed) CollectData(user) else CollectData(user) 9:28 am 27 Jan 21 Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 201 Likes

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