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College professors living in 2010. Rejecting modern frameworks and buzzwords with a dismissive hand, but absolutely glowing at the prospect of making students implement bubble sort for the 47th time. Nothing says "preparing you for the industry" like coding algorithms nobody's written from scratch since the Bush administration.

When you're so good at stopping DDoS attacks that you accidentally DDoS yourself. Cloudflare, the company that shields websites from attacks, managed to take down their own API with a simple React useEffect hook mistake. It's like a firefighter setting their own station on fire while demonstrating how not to start fires. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - a dashboard loop causing an API outage. Somewhere, a junior dev is updating their resume while a senior dev is explaining to management that "it worked on my machine."

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Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than seeing "CVE" carved into a pumpkin. That three-letter acronym means your dependencies are haunted, your security team is about to send you 47 Slack messages, and you're spending the next week patching libraries you didn't even know existed. For context: CVE stands for Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures - basically a public database of security flaws that keeps every DevOps engineer up at night. The real horror? Half of them are in packages you installed three years ago and forgot about. Forget ghosts and goblins. The truly terrifying thing is running npm audit and seeing 2,347 vulnerabilities (14 critical). Sweet dreams!

2022: Three lines of straightforward logic to check if a string starts with a capital letter. 2027: Import an entire AI SDK, initialize it with API keys, craft a verbose prompt explaining capitalization to an AI model like you're teaching a toddler, burn through 5 million tokens at "ultramaxmegathink" temperature, wait for the API call, parse the response, convert it to lowercase, and compare it to 'true'. We went from O(1) string operations to O(please-don't-check-my-AWS-bill). The function that could run on a potato now requires a PhD in prompt engineering and a small loan. Progress.