I Hate Android Dev Ecosystem

android studio gradle Developer tools Memory leak Performance issues Resource hog Electricity bill Slow compilation

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I Hate Android Dev Ecosystem

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That moment when your laptop fans sound like a jet engine, your RAM is crying, and Android Studio is still thinking about whether it should compile your code or just crash for fun. The look of pure existential dread as you watch the progress bar freeze at 87% after waiting 20 minutes. Meanwhile, your electric meter is spinning so fast it's about to achieve liftoff. The power company just sent you a thank you card for single-handedly funding their Christmas party.

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