Visual Studio's Existential Crisis

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Microsoft slapped a PEGI 3 rating on VS Code like it's just another harmless children's game. Sure, little Timmy, go ahead and install this! In just a few short weeks, you'll be debugging race conditions, contemplating the existential horror of JavaScript promises, and sobbing quietly into your keyboard at 3 AM. Nothing says "suitable for all ages" quite like the psychological trauma of your first merge conflict.

Ah, Microsoft's evolution of despair! The iconic blue screen of death has apparently been replaced with a sleek black version. It's like your computer went from "I'm sad I crashed :(" to "I'm not even going to pretend this isn't a funeral for your unsaved work." Microsoft really said "Let's make system failures more aesthetically pleasing!" Because nothing says "your device is totally screwed" quite like a minimalist black screen. At least the blue one had the decency to look upset about ruining your day. The black screen just sits there, emotionless, like a digital psychopath with 0% progress to show for its crimes. It's the tech equivalent of replacing "I'm sorry for your loss" with "Stuff happens. Deal with it."

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Microsoft employee proudly shows off VS Code as "my fastest editor" while completely oblivious to the fact that it's still activating extensions in the background. Anyone who's ever opened VS Code knows that feeling of false hope when you think you can start coding immediately, only to stare at that loading bar for what feels like several geological eras. Sure, it's "fast"... if your definition of fast includes time to brew coffee, contemplate existence, and perhaps learn a new programming language while waiting.

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