Visual Studio's Existential Crisis

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Visual Studio's Existential Crisis

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When your CPU is at 100%, RAM is gobbling 4.6GB, and Visual Studio decides it's the perfect time to contemplate the meaning of false... The meme brilliantly combines the "This is fine" dog meme with Visual Studio's infamous performance issues. Your computer is literally on fire while VS takes its sweet time "Evaluating expression 'false'..." which is hilariously ironic because there's nothing to evaluate—it's just false! Meanwhile, Windows is like that friend who keeps borrowing money but never pays back, except it's stealing your system resources instead. The base boolean we're up against is our sanity while waiting for VS to respond.

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