Ahhh Shit Here We Go Again: The Visual Studio Launch Odyssey

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Ahhh Shit Here We Go Again: The Visual Studio Launch Odyssey

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Accidentally launching full Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like preparing for a quick code edit but suddenly finding yourself strapped into a space shuttle. The 51-year loading time isn't even an exaggeration—you could practically evolve a new programming language while waiting for all those enterprise features to initialize. Meanwhile, your RAM is crying in the corner as Visual Studio consumes every available resource like a black hole devouring nearby stars. The perfect misclick that transforms a 10-second task into an unplanned coffee break.

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