That's Not A Boot Sequence, That's A Demonic Ritual

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That's Not A Boot Sequence, That's A Demonic Ritual

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The fiery hellscape that is your boot sequence when you've allowed every launcher, storefront, and service to automatically start with Windows. Doom Guy would be proud of your PC fighting through Chrome, Steam, Discord, EA, Epic, Ubisoft, Spotify, and whatever else demands immediate attention before you can even think about doing actual work. Pro tip: the startup folder isn't meant to be a collection of "everything you've ever installed."

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