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Say Thank You For Your Impending Doom
Javascript Webdev Programming Python Frontend
12 days ago 71.8K views 0 shares
Say Thank You For Your Impending Doom
When your boss tells you to start coding in JavaScript and you're a Python developer who thinks indentation is a personality trait! THE AUDACITY! 💀 Like, seriously? JavaScript? With all those curly braces and semicolons lurking around every corner like serial killers?! I'd rather wrestle an alligator while explaining recursion to my grandmother than deal with that callback hell! The only appropriate response IS "THANK YOU" - through gritted teeth while frantically updating your resume and LinkedIn profile! Career suicide has never looked so professional!

United In Audio Dysfunction
Linux Hardware Programming Debugging
23 days ago 74.3K views 0 shares
United In Audio Dysfunction
The classic Linux audio struggle, immortalized in muscular arm form. Two Linux users locked in solidarity over their shared pain of dysfunctional microphones. Nothing says "I'm technically competent" like spending three hours configuring PulseAudio only to end up muted on both ends of a job interview. The irony of running an OS powerful enough to manage nuclear facilities but somehow incapable of handling a simple mic input is just *chef's kiss*.

Return True (But Make It Complicated)
Programming Algorithms Javascript Debugging
1 month ago 85.0K views 0 shares
Return True (But Make It Complicated)
When someone asks what you do for a living, and your brain immediately jumps to the most unnecessarily complex implementation possible. Like, congratulations on writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0 , but sure, let's hardcode ten separate conditions because that's definitely maintainable. Nothing says "I'm a programmer" quite like turning a one-liner into a nightmare that future you will curse at 2 AM during a production outage.

You Are Hired
Javascript Typescript Programming
1 month ago 66.6K views 0 shares
You Are Hired
Oh. My. GOD. This is what happens when you put string concatenation in a job interview! 🤦‍♂️ The interviewer asks what '2' + '2' equals, expecting a proper mathematician to say 4. But our GENIUS candidate answers "22" because in most programming languages, adding two strings with plus signs just SMASHES them together! And what does the IT department do? HIRE THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY! Because only a TRUE developer would see quotes and think "string concatenation" instead of math. The rest of humanity is just living in DENIAL!

Dark Green Squares Are Better Than Light Green
Git Devops Programming
1 month ago 89.8K views 0 shares
Dark Green Squares Are Better Than Light Green
The GitHub contribution graph—where darker green means you're a coding machine and lighter green means you occasionally remember your password. The interviewer is confused because this guy's squares are dark green (meaning tons of commits) but somehow he has "less contributions." Plot twist: he's just really good at squashing 47 panicked debug commits into one elegant pull request. His smug "I got it right the first time" response is the programming equivalent of claiming you've never googled "how to center a div" or "what does NaN mean again?"