Say Thank You For Your Impending Doom

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Say Thank You For Your Impending Doom

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When your boss tells you to start coding in JavaScript and you're a Python developer who thinks indentation is a personality trait! THE AUDACITY! 💀

Like, seriously? JavaScript? With all those curly braces and semicolons lurking around every corner like serial killers?! I'd rather wrestle an alligator while explaining recursion to my grandmother than deal with that callback hell!

The only appropriate response IS "THANK YOU" - through gritted teeth while frantically updating your resume and LinkedIn profile! Career suicide has never looked so professional!

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