You Are Hired

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Oh. My. GOD. This is what happens when you put string concatenation in a job interview! 🤦‍♂️

The interviewer asks what '2' + '2' equals, expecting a proper mathematician to say 4. But our GENIUS candidate answers "22" because in most programming languages, adding two strings with plus signs just SMASHES them together!

And what does the IT department do? HIRE THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY! Because only a TRUE developer would see quotes and think "string concatenation" instead of math. The rest of humanity is just living in DENIAL!

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