United In Audio Dysfunction

Tech problems Job interview Epic handshake Audio Pulseaudio Driver issues Sound configuration Predator handshake Linux struggles

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United In Audio Dysfunction

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The classic Linux audio struggle, immortalized in muscular arm form. Two Linux users locked in solidarity over their shared pain of dysfunctional microphones. Nothing says "I'm technically competent" like spending three hours configuring PulseAudio only to end up muted on both ends of a job interview. The irony of running an OS powerful enough to manage nuclear facilities but somehow incapable of handling a simple mic input is just *chef's kiss*.

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