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Congratulations! You've discovered the world's first storage glitch capable of holding the entire internet twice over! That beautiful blue highlight shows a casual 16,384 petabytes of unallocated space - approximately 16 exabytes or roughly 4 million times more storage than your average gaming PC. The irony? Windows 11 still refuses to install on it. Classic Microsoft - gives you enough space to store every Netflix show ever made but still throws a tantrum about system requirements. That error message is basically Windows saying "I don't care if you have enough space to simulate an entire universe, your TPM module isn't fancy enough."

Ah, the legendary GitHub pull request to rewrite Twitter in COBOL! For the uninitiated, COBOL is a programming language from the 1950s that's still running critical banking systems and government infrastructure, but about as suited for modern social media as a steam engine is for space travel. The satirical PR suggestion is pure comedy gold—imagine handling Twitter's real-time feeds and media processing with a language designed when computers took up entire rooms and "memory" meant physical punch cards! The 17 thumbs-up reactions show there are plenty of developers with a sense of humor (or masochistic tendencies). Meanwhile, somewhere a mainframe administrator is breaking into a cold sweat thinking about the 400-column code needed just to display a single tweet.

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Oh my goodness, this is TOO REAL ! 😂 C header files are like that friendly neighbor who just tells you what they can do. But C++ header files? They're that chaotic friend who shows up with their entire life story, template metaprogramming nightmares, and 17 nested namespaces! You open one expecting a simple interface and suddenly you're staring into the void of implementation details that would make Cthulhu weep. Every C++ developer knows that feeling when you include one innocent header and your compile time suddenly jumps to "maybe finish before the heat death of the universe." The header should include interface only... but C++ had other plans!

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