SQL Injection: The Unintentional Job Offer

A bank that demands special characters but then bans the most common ones is like a bouncer who insists you wear shoes but prohibits sneakers, boots, and sandals. The irony here is magnificent - they're essentially saying "please make your password secure by using things we've decided are too secure." Next they'll probably ban numbers because they look too much like code. Banking security at its finest, folks.

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Three-headed dragon meme where two heads are fierce, menacing beasts labeled "dark mode in every single fucking IDE on the planet," while the third head is a derpy, goofy dragon labeled "SQL Management Studio." Because nothing says "professional database tool" like searing your retinas at 2 AM with a UI that's brighter than your career prospects.