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The Sacred Flowchart Of AI Copy-Pasta Ethics
AI Programming StackOverflow Debugging
21 days ago 69.6K views 0 shares
The Sacred Flowchart Of AI Copy-Pasta Ethics
The eternal developer's dilemma in flowchart form! If AI-generated code doesn't work, it's a hard "DON'T DO IT." If it works but you have no clue why? Also "DON'T DO IT" (future you will curse present you during debugging). But if it works AND you understand why? "SURE" go ahead! This is basically the modern version of "I found this snippet on StackOverflow" except now we're copying from robots instead of humans. The flowchart perfectly encapsulates that brief moment of temptation when ChatGPT spits out something that runs without errors but feels like forbidden magic. Remember folks: understanding > working code.

All Roads Lead To Rust
Rust Programming
28 days ago 95.3K views 0 shares
All Roads Lead To Rust
The most honest programming language flowchart in existence. Doesn't matter if you want money, have friends, like snakes, use Windows, or question your humanity—the answer is always Rust. It's like that friend who recommends the same restaurant regardless of what cuisine you're in the mood for. The Rust evangelism task force strikes again! What's hilarious is how the flowchart pretends to offer choices while leading you down a predetermined path. Classic bait-and-switch, just like when management asks for your "input" on the tech stack for the new project.

Probably Wrong Flowchart
Databases AI Webdev Programming Backend
1 month ago 111.3K views 0 shares
Probably Wrong Flowchart
Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect search engine—a journey more convoluted than trying to explain to your mom why her computer is slow. This flowchart perfectly captures the existential crisis of modern developers. On one path, you've got the vector search hipsters who think they're too cool for regular search (spoiler: they are). Then there's the keyword search folks desperately seeking fault-tolerance like it's the last slice of pizza at a dev meetup. My personal favorite is the "petabytes of logs" branch. Do you really need so many logs? Well... YES . Because nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like hoarding data you'll never actually look at. And then there's the person who just wants Google without the AI hallucinations. Sorry buddy, wrong flowchart—but I feel your pain. We all miss the days when search results weren't trying to predict your existential crises. The real genius here is how accurately it portrays our decision-making process: a chaotic mess of technical requirements, personal preferences, and completely arbitrary choices that somehow ends with us picking whatever was mentioned in that conference talk we half-listened to last month.