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The evolution of developer excitement is directly proportional to app bloat. Swift? Meh. PyQt? Getting interesting. Electron at 300MB? Now we're talking! Electron at 700MB? Mind-blown! But that 7MB installer that downloads a 700MB Electron app? Pure ecstasy. Remember when we used to optimize for performance? Now we're just wrapping web browsers in desktop shells and calling it innovation. The best part is watching product managers celebrate "small installer size" while conveniently forgetting about the bandwidth-crushing download that follows. Peak software engineering of our time.

Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

Oh my god, which developer forgot to remove their code comments from the production build?! 😂 Someone literally pushed the entire explanation of what the notification is supposed to do... IN THE ACTUAL NOTIFICATION ! That poor soul is probably hiding under their desk right now while the senior devs are hunting them down. This is what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! The best part is they even commented the comment! It's like comment-ception!

Looks like the compiler is playing favorites with our emojis! 💔 The sword emoji ⚔️ gets to slice through code as an operator, but the heart emoji 💗 is friendzoned as an "identifier." Even in programming languages, love gets complicated! Guess we can fight in code but can't make love work... typical programmer problems! Next time I'll try to overload 🍕 and see if the compiler is hungry enough to accept it!

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Content 3rd Software Engineer Cybersecurity ... Follow 1d G Software Engineers need to be held accountable for the code they write... Too many people are careless in this industry. I think a lot of the problems regarding quality and security would be mitigated by swift legal action. If there was a real risk of being thrown in prison or sued, I imagine people would be more likely to test their code before they ship it to end users. It is not okay to be bad at your job, some mistakes should not be made. C66 55 147 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send

Content iDK SCR Saga kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8 years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago. 81817, 2:05 PM 26.4K Retweets 67K Likes

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