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Looks like the compiler is playing favorites with our emojis! 💔 The sword emoji ⚔️ gets to slice through code as an operator, but the heart emoji 💗 is friendzoned as an "identifier." Even in programming languages, love gets complicated! Guess we can fight in code but can't make love work... typical programmer problems! Next time I'll try to overload 🍕 and see if the compiler is hungry enough to accept it!

Content Does writing code make you happy? YES YESTERDAY IT ONLY MADE ME CRY 3 TIMES

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Content 3rd Software Engineer Cybersecurity ... Follow 1d G Software Engineers need to be held accountable for the code they write... Too many people are careless in this industry. I think a lot of the problems regarding quality and security would be mitigated by swift legal action. If there was a real risk of being thrown in prison or sued, I imagine people would be more likely to test their code before they ship it to end users. It is not okay to be bad at your job, some mistakes should not be made. C66 55 147 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send

Content iDK SCR Saga kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8 years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago. 81817, 2:05 PM 26.4K Retweets 67K Likes

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Content What You Will Be Doing Implementing Al from the ground up in projects, enhancing everything from feature development to problem-solving. Crafting Al-generated summaries to streamline knowledge across products, domains, or corporate intelligence, boosting team efficiency. Showcasing the power of Al in improving software development processes, emphasizing its role as a booster, not a replacement. What You Won't Be Doing Dwelling on manual debugging. With Al, identify and resolve issues swiftly, leaving outdated methods behind. Cetting caught in the management trap. Concentrate on what you do best-coding and creating innovative solutions-rather than getting sidetracked by managerial tasks. Senior Software Engineer Key Responsibilities Drive the integration of Al into our development process, setting new standards in innovation, efficiency, and customer satisfaction for Totogi's product suite. Basic Requirements Familiarity with different LLM architectures and the ability to select the most appropriate model for specific tasks The ability to integrate LLMs into DevOps pipelines Experience using LLMs for tasks like code generation, code completion, and automated code review The ability to integrate vector databases with LLMs for tasks like question answering or information retrieval ProdrammerHumor io

Content Post SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity Subscribe I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites. 4:20 12 Apr 24 91.1K Views 70 Reposts 19 Quotes 1,592 Likes 154 Bookmarks 17 SwiftOn Security SwiftOnSecurity 4h Replying to SwiftOnSecurity I have never found a problem that can't be solved with Microsoft Access. Software developers are scamming everybody by just making everything look difficult. These people spend more time on their build chains and python environment than doing anything that benefits humanity. Q14 1712 371 1 16.8K SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity 4h The biggest scam about programmers is they barely program! They have these cheatsheets they pass around called "libraries" where the good programmers have already made the important stuff, and the normal ones just chain it together! Most of the code they run isn't theirs! 15 1725 436 la 18.7K

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