The Sacred Flowchart Of AI Copy-Pasta Ethics

The dystopian nightmare has arrived! Behold the new job title of our generation: "Prompt Engineer" – that poor soul desperately begging an AI to spit out valid JSON without hallucinating random garbage. Look at those tears! That's the face of someone who spent 6 years getting a Computer Science degree only to end up writing "bro please" and "I'm begging you" in their prompts. Their entire career now hinges on whether ChatGPT wakes up feeling cooperative or chaotic that day. We've gone from writing code to writing prayers to the AI gods! The ultimate career downgrade – from software developer to AI therapist/beggar.

Paul Graham is out here preaching about programmers "surfing the AI wave" while the rest of us are DROWNING in reality! 💀 The meme shows what we're ACTUALLY dealing with - pathetically running basic Python repos while crypto bros are generating worthless tokens. Honey, that's not surfing the AI revolution, that's barely doggy-paddling in the kiddie pool! The gap between tech influencer fantasies and our miserable coding reality is wider than my coffee intake on a Monday morning. The AI tsunami isn't coming - we can't even handle the splash from a garden hose!

Ah, NVIDIA's market strategy in a nutshell. Become absurdly wealthy selling GPUs that cost more than my car, then act shocked when developers complain about memory limitations. It's like a billionaire asking why you don't just buy a bigger house when you complain about storage space. "What's that? Your AI model doesn't fit in 8GB VRAM? Have you considered remortgaging your home for our $4000 model instead?" Meanwhile, developers everywhere are writing increasingly creative memory optimization hacks just to avoid selling a kidney for more VRAM. The tech equivalent of fitting an elephant into a Mini Cooper.

Grammar correction in the wild. King declares himself "the dumbest man alive," only to be immediately dethroned when someone mentions "AI prompt engineering is the future." The true champion of ignorance has been found. Happens to the best of us—one minute you're the dumbest person in the room, then someone walks in talking about their revolutionary prompt that just says "make it good" with fifteen exclamation points.

Oh snap! The AI bubble just got popped harder than my dreams of writing bug-free code on the first try! 🎯 After years of hype cycles and buzzword bingo, we've reached that beautiful moment of clarity where someone finally said the quiet part out loud. All those fancy "AI solutions" your boss keeps pushing? Just regular algorithms wearing expensive suits and practicing elevator pitches! It's like when you rename your "if-else" function to "DecisionIntelligenceEngine™" and suddenly your startup is worth $10 million. Pure magic! ✨

The existential crisis of modern programming in one tweet! Someone asks if you're a bot, and the reply cuts straight to the bone: "We are all bots. Some implemented with neurons and synapses, others with PHP. Arguably both are about the same IQ." Brutal takedown of PHP developers everywhere while simultaneously questioning what even makes us human. The philosophical burn is so savage it makes Descartes' "I think therefore I am" look like a casual observation. PHP catching strays in a conversation about artificial intelligence is peak programmer humor.