error Memes

Oh. My. God. The absolute TRAGEDY of the missing 404 drink! 💀 For the uninitiated peasants (aka non-developers), 404 is the infamous HTTP status code for "Not Found" when a web page doesn't exist. So this vending machine showing slot 404 as EMPTY is literally the most poetic thing I've ever seen in my miserable coding life. The drink in position 404 CANNOT BE FOUND! It's the universe's way of trolling us! And explaining this to your mom? Please! She'd have better luck understanding quantum physics while riding a unicycle!

Looks like U.S. Bank just shipped the most valuable thing in programming—absolutely nothing! They're proudly announcing they've shipped null , complete with tracking capabilities. Sure, go ahead and track that non-existent card. Reminds me of those times when the backend team promises to deliver "something" by Friday, and then sends an empty JSON object. At least they're honest about shipping nothing instead of pretending it's a "feature-light release." The best part? Null is apparently "on its way" to an address they have "on file"—which probably means it'll arrive exactly never to precisely nowhere.

When your bank is clearly run by developers who forgot to replace placeholder values. "Your null has been shipped" is what happens when someone's database query fails silently and the template just rolls with it. That poor null value is now traveling through the postal system, desperately searching for the address they have "on file." Good luck tracking that card—it exists in the void between undefined and non-existent. At least they were kind enough to let you know about their spectacular failure!

HONEY! The bank just emailed! My literal NOTHING is on its way! 🎉 Can't wait to open that empty package of pure void and stare into the existential abyss of my bank account! They even let me track my non-existent card! How thoughtful! It's like Christmas morning except Santa brought me a beautiful gift-wrapped box of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Programmers everywhere feeling that special joy when their null references escape into the real world. Bank developers probably sitting there like "Did we just ship... nothing? Eh, ship it anyway!"