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The eternal CS degree debate, summarized perfectly by Ron Swanson's energy. Self-taught devs showing their GitHub profiles to gatekeepers like "I can do what I want." Meanwhile, bootcamp grads and Stack Overflow power users are nodding vigorously in the background. The industry's obsession with credentials is hilarious when half the senior devs can't remember their algorithm classes anyway. Your ability to Google error messages and understand the docs is the real certification here.

The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again. In the middle, the 68% majority just want a text editor that works without drama. Meanwhile, at both extremes of the IQ spectrum, we have the "VSCode is just simpler" crowd who can't be bothered to learn keyboard shortcuts. Then there's the crying Vim zealot, tears streaming down their face while screaming about efficiency and how Electron is bloated. And somewhere in the shadows, VSCodium users silently judge everyone while using essentially the same editor but without Microsoft's telemetry. The irony is delicious.

Oh look, the natural habitat of developers in their most authentic state! Data structures and algorithms? Just a casual stroll through an empty doorway. No big deal. Just the fundamentals that have existed since the dawn of computer science. Boring! But a shiny new framework? *gasp* Quick, everyone! Stampede like your career depends on it! Never mind that it'll be obsolete in 6 months and you'll need therapy to recover from the PTSD of its documentation. The irony is exquisite - we avoid learning the timeless concepts that would actually make us better developers while fighting to the death to learn whatever JavaScript abomination was released on GitHub yesterday. Priorities!

The guy who built an empire on addictive dopamine-driven feeds and infinite scroll mechanics doesn't even use his own products. There's Zuck casually strolling through a room full of people strapped into VR headsets like he's Neo walking through the Matrix, except everyone else is stuck in his simulation while he's out here breathing real air. It's the ultimate tech irony: create something so immersive that people can't look away, then personally avoid it like you know something they don't. Spoiler alert: he does. Same energy as tobacco executives who don't smoke or fast food CEOs with personal chefs. Build the metaverse, live in reality. Classic move.

OH MY GOD, the DESPERATION is REAL! 💀 Sentry's ad is basically BEGGING you not to click their own advertisement! They're literally saying "Don't click this. Help us lower our CPC." For the uninitiated, CPC stands for Cost-Per-Click, which means they're paying money EVERY TIME someone clicks their ad. So they've created this bizarre paradox where they're advertising... but asking you NOT to engage with their advertising?! The marketing team is clearly having an existential crisis! It's like putting up a billboard that says "Please don't look at this billboard, we're trying to save on eyeball fees!" Whoever approved this strategy deserves either to be fired or promoted to CEO immediately - there is NO in-between!

OH. MY. GOD. JavaScript, you absolute DRAMA QUEEN! 💅 Look at this chaotic hellscape of array and object addition! Empty array plus empty object? "[object Object]". But switch the order and suddenly it's ZERO?! And then we throw in parentheses and JavaScript has a complete existential crisis and gives us "NaN" like it's having a nervous breakdown! This is why we can't have nice things in frontend development. JavaScript is that toxic friend who changes the rules every time you think you understand them. I'm literally DYING at how it's just making up math as it goes along. Type coercion? More like type CONFUSION, honey! 🙄