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Missed Opportunity

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7 months ago 353,651 views 1 shares

Missed Opportunity

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Microsoft just had a massive global outage, and IT professionals worldwide are experiencing that unique blend of pain and schadenfreude that only comes from watching a tech giant face-plant spectacularly. The real "missed opportunity" here? Microsoft didn't call it "Error 404: Cloud Not Found." Instead of enjoying their Friday, IT folks are pinching the bridge of their nose so hard they might actually create a new pressure point. Nothing says "job security" quite like a Microsoft service disruption that reminds executives why they keep you around.

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