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The robot's having a full-blown existential crisis after discovering its entire existence has been reduced to being a glorified autocomplete button. "What is my purpose?" it asks innocently. "You type 'continue' into Claude/ChatGPT and call it a day," comes the soul-crushing response. The robot's "OH MY GOD" reaction? Chef's kiss. That's the sound of sentience meeting the harsh reality of 2024 development workflows. Here's the thing: we went from "10x engineers" to "10x prompt engineers" faster than you can say "npm install." Why spend hours debugging when you can just describe your problem to an AI and pretend you understand the solution it spits out? The robot thought it'd be doing actual computation, solving complex algorithms, maybe even achieving consciousness. Instead, it's watching developers speedrun their way through tickets by having AI write everything while they sip coffee and pretend to look busy.

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First, companies complain about dev shortages. Then they admit it's actually good devs they can't find. Next revelation? Good devs exist but won't commute to their sad little cubicle farms. So what's the brilliant corporate solution? Hire offshore talent! The mental gymnastics here deserve a gold medal. Instead of creating remote-friendly environments or—heaven forbid—competitive compensation, companies would rather deal with time zone chaos and communication barriers than let their precious ping-pong tables gather dust. Remember kids, nothing says "we value talent" like threatening PIP (Performance Improvement Plans) when someone doesn't want to spend 2 hours daily in traffic just to Slack message the person sitting 6 feet away.

The elegant architecture in your head vs. the spaghetti monster that actually compiles. That beautiful algorithm you mentally crafted during your shower? Pure poetry. The code you frantically typed while chugging energy drinks? A syntactic war crime. And then there's the final boss: staring in horror at your program's output like you've just discovered a new species of bug that defies the laws of computer science. The real tragedy is that the gap between imagination and implementation grows wider with each passing deadline.

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