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Content You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

That awkward moment when your code decides to work after you've spent two hours debugging it, and you have absolutely no idea why. Just sitting there with that Kermit face, questioning your entire career choice. Is it cosmic rays? Cache clearing itself? The programming gods taking pity on you? Whatever it is, you'll take the win but deep down you know this mysterious fix will come back to haunt you in production next week. The most terrifying line in programming isn't an error message—it's code that works when it absolutely shouldn't.

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Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."

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