Your Null Has Been Shipped

Null Banking bugs data Shipping email

Programming Debugging Databases Backend

7 months ago 360,264 views 0 shares

Your Null Has Been Shipped

null-memes, programming-memes, error-memes, banking-memes, software-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Looks like U.S. Bank just shipped the most valuable thing in programming—absolutely nothing! They're proudly announcing they've shipped null, complete with tracking capabilities. Sure, go ahead and track that non-existent card. Reminds me of those times when the backend team promises to deliver "something" by Friday, and then sends an empty JSON object. At least they're honest about shipping nothing instead of pretending it's a "feature-light release." The best part? Null is apparently "on its way" to an address they have "on file"—which probably means it'll arrive exactly never to precisely nowhere.

More Like This

Software engineer in 4 months! Dropping college tomorrow

Programming

1 year ago 102.3K views 0 shares

Software engineer in 4 months! Dropping college tomorrow | software-memes, code-memes, coder-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, internet-memes, cs-memes, cs degree-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ZERO SOFTWARE ENGINEER 4 MONTHS! 9:17 How I Learned to Code in 4 MONTHS Got a Job Offer (no CS Degree) Internet Made Coder 848K views 2 months ago

Nips Nips

Programming Linux Backend

1 month ago 198.6K views 1 shares

Nips Nips

The classic Dilbert-style miscommunication between management and tech. Boss wants "eunuch programmers" (which... let's not unpack that workplace HR nightmare), but Dilbert correctly interprets this as needing Unix developers. The guy already knows Unix, perfect fit! But then the punchline hits: if the company nurse swings by, he's supposed to say "never mind" about the whole eunuch thing. The joke plays on the phonetic similarity between "eunuch" (a castrated male) and "Unix" (the legendary operating system that spawned Linux, macOS, and basically everything that isn't Windows). It's a brilliant commentary on how non-technical managers butcher tech terminology while also creating the most uncomfortable job requirement imaginable. The nurse reference seals the deal—implying the boss was about to make this VERY literal before realizing his mistake. Fun fact: Unix was created at Bell Labs in 1969, and its name was actually a pun on "Multics" (an earlier operating system). So Unix itself started as wordplay, making this meme extra meta.

Is That Bad? Windows 11 Start Menu Edition

Programming React Microsoft Windows Javascript

8 months ago 331.5K views 1 shares

Is That Bad? Windows 11 Start Menu Edition

Free software advocate Richard Stallman having an existential crisis after learning Windows 11's Start menu is a React Native app that devours CPU cycles. Microsoft really said "let's make clicking a button as resource-intensive as possible" and shipped it anyway. The irony of using a JavaScript framework for a core OS function is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Your 32GB RAM gaming rig struggling to open a menu that MS-DOS could handle with 640K. Progress!

Well Yes But No But Yes

Programming

3 months ago 67.0K views 0 shares

Well Yes But No But Yes

Content Friend: You are so lucky to work at a FAANG! Me: MemeMaker.s

Drive faster, Project Manager!

Programming

4 years ago 78.3K views 0 shares

Drive faster, Project Manager! | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content "This client thinks would be cool ). Sales Senior Developer Junior Developer

Slacks true calling

Programming

4 years ago 54.3K views 0 shares

Slacks true calling | slack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content SLACK A TOOL FOR TEAMS TO COLLABORATE AND WORK EFFICIENTLY SLACK: AWAYTO SHAREMEMES ATWORK