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When Americans talk about their glorious Microcenter pilgrimages, British devs are over here scoring vintage CRTs and mechanical keyboards from some guy named Dave in a Tesco parking lot. Nothing says "I'm serious about my build" like haggling over RAM sticks next to a car that smells suspiciously of cigarettes and disappointment. The real UK developer experience is typing git commit on hardware that's seen three prime ministers come and go.

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Content Chri S cherrikissu Can websites please stop the trend of giving error messages that are like "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!" And just give me a fucking error code so I can try and fix it 31018, 12:27 PM

The bell curve of developer intelligence has spoken: only the truly enlightened (bottom 0.1% and top 0.1%) understand that standalone binaries are superior, while the mediocre 68% in the middle are screaming about containerized environments like they've discovered fire. It's the perfect illustration of how software development fashion works - the beginners and masters quietly compile to binaries while everyone with average intelligence overcomplicates deployment with Docker manifests, Kubernetes configs, and seventeen layers of abstraction just to run "Hello World." The cosmic joke? Those containers are ultimately running binaries anyway. Full circle, but with extra steps.

The eternal CSS struggle visualized perfectly! Two cats sitting symmetrically on either side of a laptop—nature's way of demonstrating display: flex; justify-content: center; before AI could help. Frontend devs spent years perfecting div centering with margin hacks and float nightmares, while these cats just... intuitively get it. Balanced. Proportional. No Stack Overflow required. The cats have mastered what took humans decades to figure out with CSS.