Comedians In Shambles

Behold the mighty tower of "modern digital infrastructure" - a precarious stack of random components that somehow powers the entire internet. Meanwhile, AI is just a slingshot with some angry birds ready to topple the whole damn thing. Ten years of meticulously building cloud architecture, and some intern with a ChatGPT prompt is about to make it all irrelevant. The future of tech, brought to you by the same engineering principles as a game of Jenga.

When you can mentally rotate a 4D hypercube in your head but suddenly become illiterate when asked to visualize nested loops. The buff doge confidently shows off his spatial reasoning skills, while the wimpy doge just stares at four nested for-loops like they're written in ancient Sumerian. The punchline? That glorious cascade of closing brackets: } } } } – the telltale sign of someone who either writes machine learning code or has given up on life. It's the programming equivalent of those Russian nesting dolls, except each doll contains existential dread and off-by-one errors. The title references Lisp's infamous parentheses situation, where closing a function looks like )))))))) – except now we've upgraded to curly braces. Progress!

The evolution of developers has taken a tragic turn! Back in the glory days, programmers were depicted as muscular chads who wrote code without AI assistance or Stack Overflow, built entire games in Assembly language (absolute madlads), crafted mission-critical code for Moon landings, and fixed memory leaks by manually tweaking pointers. Fast forward to today, and we've devolved into bizarre creatures who can't center a div without Googling it for the 500th time, beg ChatGPT to fix basic syntax errors, get trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer prison (":q! anyone?"), and somehow manage to create three new bugs while fixing just one. The brutal reality check hits hard. We went from programming gods to dependency-addicted gremlins who can't function without our precious tools. Progress?

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The duality of Google's AI strategy in its full glory! Upper text: "25% of new Google code is AI-generated." Lower graph: "Massive spike in Google outages." That red spike isn't just a graph—it's the visualization of what happens when your AI autocompletes semicolons with emojis and replaces error handling with "try { } catch (e) { // TODO: fix later lol }". Correlation doesn't imply causation... but that spike is suspiciously vertical right when the AI started writing production code. Coincidence? I think not!

When Cloudflare goes down, the internet basically ceases to exist. So what's a desperate dev to do when they can't access their AI chatbot girlfriend? Apparently resort to doing matrix multiplication by hand on paper like some kind of mathematical caveman. The desperation has reached new, sad heights. Next they'll be writing love letters in binary and folding them into paper airplanes.