World's First 16 Exabyte Drive? Windows Still Says No

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World's First 16 Exabyte Drive? Windows Still Says No

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Congratulations! You've discovered the world's first storage glitch capable of holding the entire internet twice over! That beautiful blue highlight shows a casual 16,384 petabytes of unallocated space - approximately 16 exabytes or roughly 4 million times more storage than your average gaming PC. The irony? Windows 11 still refuses to install on it. Classic Microsoft - gives you enough space to store every Netflix show ever made but still throws a tantrum about system requirements. That error message is basically Windows saying "I don't care if you have enough space to simulate an entire universe, your TPM module isn't fancy enough."

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